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✦ HARRY POTTER FILMS PROMPTS !
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone .
“ I should have known that you would be here… ”
“ Do you think it wise to trust NAME with something as important as this? ”
“ I’ve watched them all day, they’re the worst sort of… Muggles imaginable. ”
“ There won’t be a child in our world that doesn’t know his name. ”
“ One minute, the glass was there and then it was gone! It was like magic! ”
“ Fine day Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. ”
“ I suppose a great Muggle like yourself’s gonna stop him, are ya? ”
“ Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see then. ”
“ I’ve only tried a few simple ones myself, but they’ve all worked for me. ”
“ Think my name’s funny, do you? ”
“ You don’t want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. ”
“ Our job is to make sure that you don’t get bloodied up too badly! ”
“ What do they think they’re doing? ”
“ You don’t use your eyes, do you? ”
“ What would three students such as yourselves be doing inside on a day like this? ”
“ People may think you’re… …up to something. ”
“ I knew you were a danger to me right from the off, Especially after Halloween. ”
“ You see what I’ve become? See what I must do to survive? ”
“ There is no good and evil. There is only power… and those too weak to seek it. ”
“ Feels strange to be going home, doesn’t it? ”
“ Look at you playing with your cards. We’ve got final exams coming up soon. ”
“ Besides, if anyone cares to notice, my eyebrows have completely grown back! ”
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets .
“ Your scar is legend. As, of course, is the wizard who gave it to you. ”
“ Associating with Muggles… And I thought your family could sink no lower. ”
“ You were seen, by no less than seven Muggles! ”
“ Do you have any idea how serious this is? ”
“ I must impress on both of you the seriousness of what you have done. ”
“ Well, naturally the school has been searched many times. ”
“ Now, I don’t want any of you youngsters to worry. ”
“ If you don’t mind me saying, it was pretty obvious, uh, what you were about to do. ”
“ Where have you two been? Pigging out in the Great Hall all this time? ”
“ They’re an embarrassment to the wizarding world - all of them! ”
“ You think there’s someone here who’s worse than Dumbledore? ”
“ Well, then, you must have some idea who’s behind it all. ”
“ So, it’s only a matter of time before one of them is killed this time. ”
“ I told you yesterday. How many times do I have to tell you? ”
“ Tell us, have you sent anything mad and hairy loose in the castle lately? ”
“ Mad and hairy? Yer wouldn’t be talkin’ about me, now are ya? ”
“ Well, if you’re not the monster, then what did kill that girl 50 years ago? ”
“ That’s why I can hear it speak. It’s a snake. ”
“ Listen, we’ve got to go, we’ve got to save her! ”
“ I knew I had to talk to you, meet you if I could. ”
“ Haven’t I told you? Killing mudbloods doesn’t matter to me anymore. ”
“ What’s the use of being a disgrace to the name of wizard… if they don’t even pay you well for it? ”
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban .
“ Why would I go looking for somebody who wants to kill me? ”
“ I hope he finds me. ‘Cause when he does, I’m gonna be ready! ”
“ I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. ”
“ So… you’re gonna suffer, but you’re gonna be happy about it. ”
“ Is that really what my hair looks like from the back? ”
“ When in doubt, I find retracing my steps to be a wise place to begin. ”
“ Three turns, should do it, I think. ”
“ For in dreams, we enter a world that is entirely our own. ”
“ Mysterious thing, time. Powerful, and when meddled with, dangerous. ”
“ If you succeed tonight, more than one innocent life may be spared. ”
“ The Ministry doesn’t send people to Azkaban for blowing up their aunts. ”
“ Well, you’d know all about the madness within, wouldn’t you, NAME? ”
“ Oh yeah, yeah, I’ve been beaten loads of times. ”
“ Hey, you got the pea soup? Make sure you eat it before it eats you! ”
“ Actually it has nothing to do with the father, it has to do with the mother. ”
“ You’re not allowed to do magic outside school. ”
“ They won’t let you back now. You have nowhere to go. ”
“ I don’t care. Anywhere is better than here. ”
“ What are you doing wandering the corridors at night? ”
“ Now, I would appreciate it if you would lower your wand. ”
“ Out for a little walk in the moonlight, are we? ”
“ Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, when one only remembers to turn on the light. ”
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire .
“ I didn’t put my name in that cup… I don’t want eternal glory. I just want to be… ”
“ And how are you supposed to get one alone long enough to ask them? ”
“ Why do they have to travel in packs? ”
“ Thirteen years it’s been, and yet, here you stand before me, as though it were only yesterday. ”
“ I confess myself… disappointed. Not one of you tried to find me. ”
“ I want you to look at me when I kill you. I want to see the light leave your eyes. ”
“ Now you’ve waited, you’ve wondered, and finally, the moment has arrived. ”
“ Soon we must all face the choice, between what is right and what is easy. ”
“ A moment only four of you can fully appreciate. ”
“ Marvelous creatures, dragons, aren’t they? ”
“ What was it like… What was like to stand in his presence? ”
“ I don’t think you’re gonna last ten minutes in this tournament. ”
“ Well, put it this way: If it rains; you’ll be the first to know. ”
“ Well, my dad did tell me about one. The Imperius Curse. ”
“ Stop it! Can’t you see it’s bothering him? Stop it! ”
“ Only one person is known to have survived it…and he’s sitting in this room. ”
“ You French tart! Everything is a conspiracy theory with you! ”
“ Did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire? ”
“ Did you ask one of the older students to do it for you? ”
“ Magic way beyond the talents of a fourth-year! ”
“ I-I don’t know. I haven’t really thought about it. ”
“ Do you think it was the trauma of your past that made you so keen to enter such a dangerous tournament? ”
Sentence Meme: 102 Jack O’Neill Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others.
❛ Unless he can survive a tactical nuclear warhead blown up in his face, positive.❜
❛ Permission to beat the crap out of this man?❜
❛ Oh, I adore you already.❜
❛ Well i’m going to end up there some day, might as well check out the place❜
❛ Never run with scissors.❜
❛ I’ll tell you what. You look around and I’ll tell you if you’re getting warmer or colder, alright? ❜
❛ Talk about falling upwards.❜
❛ Hey, come on! That salsa’s still good!❜
❛ You know… I’d like to take this opportunity to say… that this is a very poorly designed bomb and I think we should say something to somebody when we get back.❜
❛ If someone comes in here, you just bite him in the hand.❜
❛ Yeah. Moonshine. As in booze. What are you teaching these kids?❜
❛ Though a candle burn’s in my house no one’s home.❜
❛ Dogs are my favourite people.❜
❛ Yeah. I’m so proud.❜
❛ It’s all fun and games ‘til someone breaks a nail.❜
❛ There’s still something about you that puts me off my food.❜
❛ Of course i dare mock you.❜
❛ I could NEVER relive that again! Could you?❜
❛ That’s gotta be a record.❜
❛ Hot chocolate? Are you kidding?❜
❛ And that information could save your life one day.❜
❛ Well, they say the first one’s always the hardest.❜
❛ I ask you… What could possibly be in my eye that would explain this?❜
❛ Ah…yes…it all makes sense now!❜
❛ But in the unlikely event you don’t fail miserably, you’re fired.❜
❛ Something exploded.❜
❛ For the record, I don’t care.❜
❛ …I care❜
❛ That just has a nice ring to it.❜
❛ It’s my side arm, I swear!❜
❛ Now see, I assume we still speak the same language, mostly.❜
❛ Well I like to close my eyes and think of England.❜
❛ It’s about flocking and togetherness.❜
❛ I see you’re on that famous beer and mustard diet.❜
❛ You’d think getting blasted out of orbit would have slowed the guy down.❜
❛ For cryin’ out loud!❜
❛ Well I was planning to retire, but man is that overrated.❜
❛ Don’t judge a book by its cover.❜
❛ No, but he plays one on T.V.❜
❛ Holy Frozen Bad-guys!❜
❛ Well I certainly understand what you’re talking about.❜
❛ According to my calculations we are roughly in the middle of nowhere. Give or take.❜
❛ Well, you know, it’s not like we don’t have everything totally under control here…❜
❛ Damn… that was close!❜
❛ I hope you diplomatically told him where to shove it.❜
❛ Oh, I’ve already begun. This is the infamous tuna torture.❜
❛ What? Meet my maker? Pay the piper? Reach the pearly gates? Start pushin’ up daisies here and there?❜
❛ I’ve found that sticking your fingers in your ears and humming loudly solves a whole slew of problems.❜
❛ What could I possibly say after that? Back at ya.❜
❛ Yeah, is that cinnamon?❜
❛ Well, spank me rosy.❜
❛ Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.❜
❛ Oh, there’s not a chance in hell.❜
❛ I forgot to tape the Simpsons!❜
❛ Where’s the fanfare?❜
❛ Hey, if you’d been listening, you’d know that Nintendos pass through everything.❜
❛ What, you’re suddenly stumped?❜
❛ He’s lost a few pounds…❜
❛ Yes, you are what you eat.❜
❛ You’re a friend of mine. Last year, you died.❜
❛ Do you people practice being vague?❜
❛ I’m gonna go eat some cake.❜
❛ Somebody’s gotta teach that guy how to die.❜
❛ ..and yet honesty IS the best policy.❜
❛ Over my rotting corpse.❜
❛ Well you do have a penchant for pulling brilliant ideas out of your butt - head. Out of your head, when we need them.❜
❛ You and I are the only ones here. Trust me, the only thing you have to be afraid of around here is me.❜
❛ All I’m sayin’, just for the record, this is the wackiest plan we’ve ever come up with.❜
❛ I’ve seen this movie. It hits Paris.❜
❛ I only understand about one percent of what she says half the time.❜
❛ I would never say anything like that.❜
❛ That is just wrong on so many levels..❜
❛ Have you ever TRIED to find the bathroom in a pyramid?❜
❛ If I have to say ‘what’ one more time, heads are gonna roll!❜
❛ I think you suffered enough. Hell, I even got to shoot you.❜
❛ Where I come from that’s called beatin’ the crap out of each other.❜
❛ Y'know, I’ve already done that ‘freezing to death’ thing, and it’s just not as enjoyable as it sounds.❜
❛ Well, fancy that. We’re famous.❜
❛ Qu'est-ce que c'est?❜
❛ Sex, drugs, and rock and roll?❜
❛ So it’s possible there’s an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you’re talkin’ about?❜
❛ I can be as diplomatic and open-minded as anyone.❜
❛ I’m still pretty sure I’ll say: ‘Bite Me’.❜
❛ We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.❜
❛ You may have come to the right place.❜
❛ Wasn’t I just killed? Killed as in… dead? Well, this is a surprise then.❜
❛ She, uh, she tried to seduce me…❜
❛ Hey! I’ll tell you what’s wrong. I just woke up, haven’t had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days…❜
❛ I pride myself on my deductive reasoning skills.❜
❛ You know me, I’m a huge fan of subtlety, but that’s downright encrypted!❜
❛ You want sarcasm? Nice to meet you.❜
❛ He really didn’t say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow.❜
❛ No one will know. We won’t tell.❜
❛ Never, in the history of boredom, has anyone been as bored as I am, right now.❜
❛ You ended a sentence with a preposition, bastard!❜
❛ And? But? So? Therefore?❜
❛ Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?❜
❛ Actually, that overwhelming desire to shoot you has come back.❜
❛ Oh, I’m [name], all right. That’s the one thing in this conversation I’m sure of.❜
❛ You’re like, what… 140?❜
❛ No, my leg’s definitely broken.❜
❛ If I ever get the urge to help anybody again, feel free to give me a swift kick.❜
Sentence Meme: 45 Dorian Pavus Quotes
Some will be more easily applicable than others. SOME WILL CONTAIN TRIGGERS (supernatural/magic/violence references)!! Feel free to change pronouns/genders at will.
❛ Selfish, I suppose. Not to want to spend my entire life screaming on the inside. ❜
❛ A place to set up camp, perhaps? ❜
❛ Sometimes… sometimes love isn’t enough, [name]. ❜
❛ That’s… depressing. I’m not sure why. ❜
❛ I’m getting slaughtered over here! ❜
❛ What a lovely forest. Kind of makes you want to retch, yes? ❜
❛ And everything was perfectly serene until they disturbed the ancient altar. ❜
❛ That’s… not a terrible point. Okay. ❜
❛ We’re not in court, dear woman. No need for the honey. ❜
❛ Let’s be watchful. I understand this country’s full of dogs. ❜
❛ Seriously, just how many keys does one ancient temple need? ❜
❛ Better to be in the fold than out in the wilds? For a sheep, that is. ❜
❛ I hope you tried the ham they were serving, by the way. Tasted of despair. Fascinating. ❜
❛ A cheerful addition to any decent swamp. ❜ ❛ Look at this profile. Isn’t it incredible? I picture it in marble. ❜
❛ That must be a year’s worth of argument for the scholars. ❜
❛ I’m too pretty to die! ❜
❛ It was fun to goad you. You get this little knot between your eyebrows. ❜
❛ What are the odds that all these people just happened to die here? ❜
❛ It will be wonderful to rid the world of these cretins. ❜
❛ Haha, I could do this all day! ❜
❛ The things you ask are just… very personal. ❜
❛ I knew you’d come around. ❜
❛ It’s not such a terrible thing. Some of my best friends are murderers. ❜
❛ Let me guess: the locals claim this place is haunted. ❜
❛ More light. How cheery. ❜
❛ I don’t wish to alarm everyone, but we’ve all gone blind. ❜
❛ Does the cold not bother any of you? Truly? ❜
❛ Just once, we should enter a cave and see normal-sized spiders. ❜
❛ There’s a lake like this one near my family’s estates. Fewer demons. ❜
❛ Living a lie… it festers inside you, like poison. You have to fight for what’s in your heart. ❜
❛ I always smile. People like my smile, and they should! I have excellent teeth. ❜
❛ Knee-jerk defense of your former comrades? I quite understand. ❜
❛ I’m drying out from the inside. ❜
❛ This place gives me a headache. ❜
❛ Pretty, in a haunting, “this archway might collapse on me at any moment” way. ❜
❛ It might sound that way to someone who’s been clubbed on the head too often. ❜
❛ Just try not to think about it. Or fall. Falling would be worse. ❜
❛ I’m shocked I’ve never seen this plant before. It’s so melodramatic. ❜
❛ Reminds me of when mother would take me boating, in the summer. Well, she had the servants take me on the boat while she sat inside with a cool drink. ❜
❛ Treacherous ground here. I’m picturing myself bumping all the way down a mountain. ❜
❛ Perhaps we should search about a bit? ❜
❛ Is it me, or did the temperature plunge as we stepped inside? ❜
❛ Oh, look—a dragon. What a perfect way to ruin our day. ❜
❛ So wonderful to see old friends. ❜
Harry Potter Sentence Starters
"Not my daughter, you bitch!"
"I think you owe someone an apology."
"This class is ridiculous."
"Kill the spare."
"So naturally the whole school knows."
"She's only after you cos she thinks you're the chosen one."
"Don't tell me now that you've grown to care for the boy."
"That's my girlfriend you numpties"
"He was their friend. He was their friend and he betrayed them."
"Apparently she's trying to smuggle you a love potion."
"Why's it always me?"
"She needs to sort out her priorities."
"I've always wanted to use that spell!"
"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon."
"Technically, it's a ferret."
"What exactly is the function of a rubber duck?"
"That's my son! That's my boy!!"
" I do love knitting patterns. "
"Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother."
"Sunshine, daisies, butter mellow, turn this stupid fat rat yellow!"
"Think my name's funny, do you?"
"Wait 'til my father hears about this!"
"Tell me, are you incapable of restraining yourself, or do you take pride in being an insufferable know-it-all?"
"Listen to you two, quarrelling like an old married couple."
"You're just as sane as I am."
"I've always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."
"You and whose army?!"
"Now if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse ,expelled."
"When have any of our plans ever actually worked? We plan, we get there all hell breaks loose."
"It's an odd sort of place, this, isn't it? Do you live here?"
"Stop! Stop! Stop! You're going to take someone's eye out."
Please reblog this is if you would rp with trans muses.
I see a lot of people unwilling to rp with me because my muse is trans, and because of that I feel nobody in the rp community ever will. So, yeah, reblog if you would rp with trans muses (nonbinary muses included).
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Send me “HC” + a word and I’ll write a headcanon about it.
☕ [ COLE ] liked for a starter
❝ —— Look, Cole, it's going to be fine we found everything we need in the book. Unless there's something we're missing, which I know wouldn't be a FIRST, it's going to be fine. ❞
[ Phoebe wanted to be completely reassuring, but it wasn't like ANY vanquish was entirely without risk. They were fighting demons, after all. That could never be a safe thing to have to do. She did have to do it, though. She hoped Cole understood that much. ]
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☕ [ PRUE ]
“Pheebs, calm down, I’m fine. I barely got a scratch.”
“What’s gotten into you? I thought worrying was my job.”
❝ —— I worry when I see you guys in DANGER, and I just saw you in danger Prue. Are you sure you're not hurt? ❞
Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator Sentence Starters
“Betrayed by my own butt yet again.”
“Can you explain memes to me?”
“Contrary to popular belief, penguins are… birds.”
“Did you think I was gonna stab you just now?”
“Don’t cry. Don’t cry. I swear to god if you cry again.”
“Don’t write checks your dick can’t cash.”
“Here’s to bad decisions and relaxed moral values.”
“How’s the…… jeeeeeeeeeesus?”
“I am a happy little cheese monster.”
“I am spinning a web of lies that I fear will one day consume me.”
“I don’t want your stupid fruit leather.”
“I have to get a solid two to three hours of brooding in per day. Filling quotas.”
“It’s called ‘string cheese’ and not ‘chompy cheese’ for a reason.”
“I’ll probably end up standing uncomfortably in the corner with a plate of food and hope that nobody talks to me.”
“I’m so many levels of irony deep I’ve forgotten what humour is.”
“I’m suddenly struck with the overwhelming need to crawl back into bed.”
“Mothman is bullshit.”
“My ultimate sexual fantasy is sleeping in on a Saturday.”
“OH SHIT THAT’S A KNIFE.”
“See you in class… bitch.”
“Sharks are tight.”
“So, you ever kill a man?”
“Stop being so desperate to please your hot friend.”
“That… that is a good butt.”
“The key to being cool is acting like you don’t care about anything but actually care very deeply about everything to the point where it’s debilitating.”
“This ice cream cake is my new boyfriend.”
“This is where I come to masturbate.”
“Wait, I’m a wreck.”
“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.”
“You can never be too careful. See that baby in that stroller over there? Government operative.”
“Your face… is… good.”
“Your unending thirst will be your ultimate downfall.”
` ° * ✧ ° RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS.
❛ Have you been playing with matches again? ❜ ❛ Do have anymore of that one stuff? ❜ ❛ So, where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ What the hell is that thing? ❜ ❛ You know, you aren’t supposed to be doing that. ❜ ❛ I almost forgot you only come around when you need me. ❜ ❛ Oh, yeah, you played me good, didn’t you? ❜ ❛ I’m not joking with you this time. ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about having kids? ❜ ❛ I didn’t mean to punch you that hard. ❜ ❛ Nice shiner there, buddy. ❜ ❛ Great way to start the day. ❜ ❛ I just want peace and quiet. ❜ ❛ Please, just go away already, ugh. ❜ ❛ I’m not giving you any money! ❜ ❛ You don’t own me. ❜ ❛ Tell me what to do or what to say. ❜ ❛ I love my freedom. ❜ ❛ Shut up before I break your arm. ❜ ❛ Now, that looks like a grand adventure. ❜ ❛ I’m taking you home, come on. ❜ ❛ Jesus, are you really that drunk? ❜ ❛ What did you take? How many you’d take? ❜ ❛ That’s not an orange. It’s a lemon. ❜ ❛ The wait is almost over. ❜ ❛ So, when are we going to finally meet? ❜ ❛ I would like to see you in person. ❜ ❛ Are you online dating again? ❜ ❛ I’m not sad, I’m just tired. ❜ ❛ I want to take a nap so bad. ❜ ❛ I thought we could just nap together. ❜ ❛ Life can be messy. ❜ ❛ I wish life could be mess free. ❜ ❛ Are you high or just stupid? ❜ ❛ You can be anything you set your mind to. ❜ ❛ We are not going to be like them. ❜ ❛ I just wanted to fit in, I don’t know. ❜ ❛ Are you going to that party tonight? ❜ ❛ I thought we’d be together forever. ❜ ❛ I really liked you. My fault. ❜ ❛ We don’t like surprises. ❜ ❛ Please save the lecture for someone who gives a shit. ❜ ❛ What the hell did you do? ❜ ❛ Well, you poor thing. ❜ ❛ I’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ We can always kill them, yeah? ❜ ❛ What’s all this glitter for anyway? ❜ ❛ Damn, you look like shit. Smell like it too. ❜ ❛ It’s not too dark and not too light. ❜ ❛ I wanted to know what you liked so I stalked you. ❜ ❛ I didn’t stalk anyone for the last time already. ❜ ❛ I’m not sorry and I have no regrets. ❜ ❛ You are so fucked, you know that? ❜ ❛ Hey, you stole that from me! Give it back! ❜ ❛ Screw you. ❜ ❛ Just fuck off already. ❜ ❛ You look like a Simpson. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. ❜ ❛ I’m not mean, I’m just honest. ❜ ❛ I will stab you with my fingernail, try me. ❜ ❛ Your wish is my command. ❜ ❛ I would love to see you suffer. ❜ ❛ I’m not in, no way. This is bad. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to break any rules. ❜ ❛ Fine then. Don’t call and don’t text me anymore. ❜ ❛ I’m not mad at you, don’t worry. ❜ ❛ Do not ever question my parenthood again. ❜ ❛ I don’t have time for this. ❜ ❛ Death is all around us. ❜ ❛ You’re just like the girl from gone girl. ❜ ❛ You left, not me. ❜ ❛ I’m not the one that’s always leaving. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe this is truly happening. ❜ ❛ I was wondering, if you wanted to look at the stars with me? ❜ ❛ I always wanted to go on a date. ❜ ❛ I knew you were trouble when you walked in. ❜ ❛ I had a feeling. ❜ ❛ Wait, do you feel that? That vibe right now? ❜ ❛ Where could the gem be? ❜ ❛ Do I look like someone you should mess with? ❜ ❛ It stinks it this place. Can’t believe you call it home. ❜ ❛ Wow, this is your house? ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you didn’t think to ask me first. ❜ ❛ You have a lot to learn. ❜ ❛ What do you take me for? ❜ ❛ What do I have to do to get it from you? ❜ ❛ Will you ever stop asking me that? ❜ ❛ This place never ceases to amaze me. ❜
hey you, yes you, we should rp.
this is a message to all of my mutuals, especially the ones that i have not yet interacted with !! we should get together and do a thing. i can look through your wishlist, or you can look at mine. or we can pants it. even just a small thing. or even a verse. i am open to many things. but really, let’s just do a thing. okay ? like this, or message me, or IM me– i like the IM thingy. c:
❝Llamas with Hats❞ Sentence Meme
“There’s a dead human in our house.”
“[name], what did you do?”
“Me? I, uh, I didn’t do this!”
“Why did you kill this person, [name]?”
“I do not kill people, that is - That is my least favorite thing to do.”
“Well, this guy walked in. So I went up to him. And I, uh, I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.”
“That kills people!”
“Yeah, I’m in the wrong here. I suck.”
“What happened to his hands? Why are they missing?”
“I kind of, uh, cooked them up. And ate them.”
“I was hungry, and well, y’know, when you crave hands, that’s - “
“I was hungry for hands! Give me a break.”
“My stomach was making the rumblies. That only hands would satisfy.”
“What is wrong with you, [name]?”
“Well, I kill people and I eat hands, that’s two things.”
“You sunk an entire cruise ship!”
“I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain’s face!”
“That sounds dangerous.”
“You were headbutting children off the side of the ship!”
“That, uh, that must’ve been horrifying to watch.”
“And then you started making out with the ice sculptures!”
“Why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?”
“Well, they were, uh, taking all the crescent rolls.”
“I will not apologize for art.”
“Whoa, you won the prize. I didn’t even notice that.”
“I have a problem. I have a serious problem.”
“You are just terrible today!”
“Shhh. Do you hear that? That’s the sound of forgiveness.”
“That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.”
☕ [ SAWYER ]
❛ something like that. and no, i didn’t really know about monsters and stuff ‘ til after she died. i was kinda young at the time. but there’s nothing like someone wanting to kill youto welcome you into the world of the weird. ❜
❝ —— Really? You mean your mom didn't teach you any MAGIC or anything? It was the same with us actually, we didn't come into our powers till after our grams died. Then suddenly everyone around us is some kind of warlock or demon. Have you got any idea what the demon is? It'll make it easier to find in the book. ❞