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[insidemykingdom2]

Caught Watching Porn.

So a friend a mine hit me up and told me how his dumb ass got caught watching porn. This is what he told me what had happened. 

Friend: Guess what the fuck happen to me the other day.

Me:

Friend: So I’m chillin in the room it’s all loud and shit because Mom got company over in they chillin in the living room, so a nigga is horny ass fuck and decided to beat the dick. Since mom occupied she ain’t gone be calling and wanting shit best time right?

Me:

Friend: So a nigga on the iPhone scrolling through pornhub because myvidster turned into a place for white twinks ain’t shit good on there anymore. Stroking my dick and boom found my video.

Friend: Nigga here is where I fucked up, while the video is playing I decided to sync the shit so it can play on my TV through my phone and I accidentally pressed the wrong TV device and push it to sync into the living room TV. Bitch let me tell you all I heard was screams all in the living room. Nigga!! an entire video playing of one dude getting fucked into smithereens with dick juice and everything in the living room TV where Moms and her guest are at. 

Me:

Friend: My mom and everybody in the living room was traumatized. I quickly turned off the video grab my shit and bounced ain’t been back since

Me:

[phyne69-blog]

I needed this 😂😂😂😂

[blackmeet3]

[1964-dic]

[damiennova]

ORAL TOP

Since some of yall wanna act foolish. Just because im a top doesnt mean im not a well rounded freak. Lemme tell you what being an “Oral Top” means.

1: I will eat your booty till you fall asleep drooling on your pillow

2: I will suck your dick from behind and make your toes curl and let you nut on my lips.

3: I will lick and tease your nipples with my teeth

4: GOOD Kissing makes me horny

5: If you have pretty feet, i will suck your toes while giving you this dick.

6: You will never need to ask for any of it.

Now stop questioning my freakiness!

[dc-downlow-blog]

Dc-DownLow-Blog🍫

[phyne69-blog]

This what inn looking for

[phillyztrapgod2]

Reblog if you’re in the 215 610 or 302 area and a real freak 🍑🍆🏄🏾‍♂️

[810freaky2]

Freaks reblog. Where u in Philly??

[kvngmvkki]

Uptown

[phyne69-blog]

West

[damnthatshytshot]

Attention TOPS: This is a requirement before you fuck us Bottoms!!

[phyne69-blog]

RS

[getusumdick]

[i-still-love-porn]

So True!

[phyne69-blog]

Facts

[yeahthatsjc-deactivated20150307]

[bttmboi93-deactivated20170313]

 I have a feeling this will not get that many reblogs for the fact he’s a black man. :\ Please reblog.

[where-did-all-the-pain-go-deact]

[nupedawg]

I need to puff puff n pass

[dickswallowa267]

Pass that shit

[tyanalovesroc-deactivated201206]

[alexmftravels]

damn. girl in the hat?

[thelastnightt-deactivated201206]

Chick in the hat got turned on. Haha

[lesbianlove07-deactivated201507]

fuucucuucucucucuckckcvkckkc!!!!! kjhsflisfkjshfliuhsdfkjh

[lesbianlove07-deactivated201507]

holllly fucking shit!!!!! love me down like that!!!

[yaw-momo]

Reblog if God has been good to you

[phyne69-blog]

All the time

[cartnsncreal]

I guess this is why straight men don’t like to talk about their issues with friends because it always turns into a joke. 

this absolutely broke my heart. 

#BlackMentalHealthMatters 

[exciteddawg]

Mmmm

[phillybarberfreak]

ME 2 MEN

[nycstrokes-deactivated20180109]

[nando-spot-deactivated20190308]

reblog if U love #latinos

[gahdamnpunk]

I AM DECEASED 😭😭

for the love of god UNMUTE this

[cancerianprincess]

SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀

[demigodxtonio]

A young Rosario Dawson is everything 😍

[phyne69-blog]

RS😜

[myviewherview-deactivated201509]

[phyne69-blog]

Want another