Piax

There is nothing a fistful of Iron can't fix.

[4chancounterspam]

Everyone, the spam isn’t over.

/b/ is planning to keep spamming, and they’re taking it to a personal level. Be super careful when tagging your selfies!!!

[megasumpex-deactivated20160710]

4chan confirmed for literal Shit

[fuckoff92734274402-deactivated2]

this is terrifying please take caution

[oppressionisntrad-blog]

if someone does this to you DO NOT SAY ANYTHING TO THEM. dont post about, dont say anything that would hint to the fact that you know about it. write down the post url, the blog url, the photo link, and any other information you have. then take it directly to the police. they can get arrested for defemation/slander, harassment, sexual harassment, and even pedophilia if youre a minor. if they know you know theyll likely delete it before anything can be done. someone did this to me when i was 14, by a 43 year old man from 4chan, and he edited it so i appeared to be nude and performing oral sex, and he was arrested for it. once one of them gets arrested/in legal trouble theyll all stop.

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

Nice bow

"Thanks… whoever you are."

[piax]

"Well you look kinda weird with the face."

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

"Hey hey now. Let’s not go through that sorta stuff, alright? I don’t even know your name at all."

[piax]

"I'm Piax" He offers a hand "And you are?"

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

Nice bow

"Thanks… whoever you are."

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

"Hey what? No no no. Just I’ve never seen a guy with a mask like that, that’s all"

[piax]

"Really now?"

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

"Yeah, now quit it with this ‘being racist’ stuff, because all I’m saying is that you look kinda weird with the mask that’s all."

[piax]

"Well you look kinda weird with the face."

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

Nice bow

"Thanks… whoever you are."

[piax]

I’m just a normal person.

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

"Are you sure because…" She then took a moment to tap at the mask he was wearing.

"That mask is saying otherwise."

[piax]

"What are you racist or something?"

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

"Hey what? No no no. Just I’ve never seen a guy with a mask like that, that’s all"

[piax]

"Really now?"

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

Nice bow

"Thanks… whoever you are."

[piax]

I’m just a normal person.

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

"Are you sure because…" She then took a moment to tap at the mask he was wearing.

"That mask is saying otherwise."

[piax]

"What are you racist or something?"

[red-bowed-glutton-deactivated20]

Nice bow

"Thanks… whoever you are."

[piax]

I'm just a normal person.

[1deacthedeathmerchant]

Best headline.

[teeveedinner]

finally and accurate headline!

[cognitivedissonance]

Well, even a blind squirrel sometimes finds a nut…

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

[penis-hilton]

wow that must be the biggest trashcan in the world

[piax]

Sexual Sunday Meme - NSFW

Send in ☎ for my character's reaction to getting phone sex from yours

Send in ✉ for my character's reaction to getting a sext from yours

Send in ♌ for my character's reaction to being spanked by yours

Send in ❤ for my character's reaction to be propositioned by yours

Send in ✿ for my character's reaction to being fondled by yours

Send in ☥ for my character's reaction to receiving nude pictures from yours

Send in ★ for my characters reaction to yours asking them where babies come from

Send in ☀ for my character's reaction to yours exposing themselves

Send in -‘๑’- for my character's reaction to yours telling them to bend over

Send in ✥ for my character's reaction to finding out yours is a dominatrix

Send in ♍ for my character's reaction to yours telling them they are a virgin

Send in ❆ for my character's reaction to being tied up by yours

Send in ♉ for my character's reaction to suddenly being kissed by yours

Send in ❣ for my character suddenly being joined in the bathe by yours

Send in 文 for a confession from my character on what gets them hot

Send in ♚ for a confession from my character on what turns them off

Send in ♛ for a confession from my character on their kinks

[spiritscalling]

Headcanon Meme Time!

⌆ a nervous tic or habit they do

⏀ describe their usual smile

⇅ do they look up or down while thinking?

❧ describe their usual sleeping position

✑ describe something they like without naming it

✜ what’s their posture like in a normal situation?

❖ describe their hands

❞ write a quote they would find themselves saying

§ how would their hair gray? or would they lose their hair first?

❤ describe how they show affection.

✭ what is one of their favorite items?

[zero1infinity]

[1kay1ee-deactivated20140916]

Oh my god

[nostalgiadeity]

[schizofluidx]

i already reblogged this but i can’t stop laughing at it goku got fucked UP 

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

"So, you're back?"

[ Yes, exactly, dear friend. It’s been a long time… But all the problems that this Bank could present have been finally fixed, and it’s ready to offer its services. ]

[ How has it been for you, for the time we haven’t met, Piax? ]

[piax]

"Hmm, I always thought your head would be very hot."

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ … That’s ridiculous, why did you think that my dear friend? It’s… metal after all. ]

[piax]

"I thought it would retain the heat of the smoke."

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ No no, not at all…The smoke tends to be hotter in the moment that I add it to my body, just burnt, that’s what I mean. But after some days it will just regulate with the rest of the smoke, as it mixes… or else, I would spend my days burning my own clothes!! Ha ha!! ]

[piax]

"Interesting"

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

"So, you're back?"

[ Yes, exactly, dear friend. It’s been a long time… But all the problems that this Bank could present have been finally fixed, and it’s ready to offer its services. ]

[ How has it been for you, for the time we haven’t met, Piax? ]

[piax]

"Hmm, I always thought your head would be very hot."

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ … That’s ridiculous, why did you think that my dear friend? It’s… metal after all. ]

[piax]

"I thought it would retain the heat of the smoke."

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

"So, you're back?"

[ Yes, exactly, dear friend. It’s been a long time… But all the problems that this Bank could present have been finally fixed, and it’s ready to offer its services. ]

[ How has it been for you, for the time we haven’t met, Piax? ]

[piax]

"So two percent of nothing, would be nothing?"

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ I see you took a course of pure mathematics while I was away, hm? ] 

[piax]

"And I see you took a comedy course"

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ I’m not as cold as my head, as you can see ]

[piax]

"Hmm, I always thought your head would be very hot."

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

"So, you're back?"

[ Yes, exactly, dear friend. It’s been a long time… But all the problems that this Bank could present have been finally fixed, and it’s ready to offer its services. ]

[ How has it been for you, for the time we haven’t met, Piax? ]

[piax]

"So two percent of nothing, would be nothing?"

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ I see you took a course of pure mathematics while I was away, hm? ] 

[piax]

"And I see you took a comedy course"

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

"So, you're back?"

[ Yes, exactly, dear friend. It’s been a long time… But all the problems that this Bank could present have been finally fixed, and it’s ready to offer its services. ]

[ How has it been for you, for the time we haven’t met, Piax? ]

[piax]

"So tell me, is my account just as I left it?"

[narcotic-smoke-deactivated20210]

[ … ]

-Okay, now the conversation was getting to a difficult point-

[ Well you see. hm, since the Bank suffered this kind of crisis… well, all the savings got burnt or lost and… well… ]

-Gosh okay, this was the worst part of its job, and it wasn’t used to having to explain these kind of situations: it had never expected its Bank to go down at any point! But that’s how business works, it thought- 

[ You must understand it, and hope it won’t affect to our friendship… however, as soon as the Bank recovers its earnings, your balance will get restored, giving you +2% of said savings, as a compensation… that means you’ll get more money when you save more credits here! Isn’t it a great offer? ]

[piax]

"So two percent of nothing, would be nothing?"