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SLPT: A neck tattoo just means you weren’t brave enough for a face tattoo so get a face tattoo, it will help you stand out among other less memorable job candidates.

tylerposey

weloveshortvideos

snailandwellmet

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

daftqunk

seth everman going WILD in the background

dopefreshtunes

superattacku

Remember that Raccoon that was crushed by the cruel fate that is cotton candy plus water? Well, there was a happy ending after all!

thechubbynerd

LOOK AT HIM HE LEARNED

effyoutrav

give him anything he wants

queensofrap

quietindie

zzdigital

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

adriofthedead

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

paulichu

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

samarajournal

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

espeoradar

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

recondite-room

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

nickthepigeon

“I want to sleep in a coffin…ya kno, for like… aesthetic”

therightprometheanfire

“What’s with your thing about necks lately?”

“MUST YOU KINKSHAME ME IN MY OWN HOME”

hopetimistic

“I looked up my symptoms on WebMD, and it says I have cancer.”

samwise-the-true-hero-deactivat

This last addition made the reblog obligatory. This one wins.

my-phatty-like-a-mattress

Why isn’t this on the charts?

flyandfamousblackgirls

😂

chilled

Waking up for school like

catchymemes

This enormous wolf

bigredm38

That’s assuming wolves aren’t big motherfuckers to begin with.

dopefreshtunes

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

A person who can befriend people of any political ideology is someone to avoid.

stankyleg-deactivated2918973

And they’re so smug about it too. That just means you stand for nothing. That’s nothing to be proud of.

gender-neutral-testes-deac

Nah this is actually a bad post.

surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2

this is a very bad post jesus christ

the-rising-sun-chronicle

Fuck you its a great post.

trilllizard666

long as they’re not genuine murderous political extremists or people that actively work to cause human suffering as the end goal what’s the fucking issue with making friends of a variety of political stripes?

do you really stand for your political positions and supposedly dearest ideals if you won’t make the effort to actually change people’s minds about things?

it doesn’t mean you don’t stand for anything, it means that you’re not someone that literally only ever hangs with or talks to people that agree with them or concerns themselves with APPEARING to agree with them

op on some cult shit

DO NOT TALK OR ASSOCIATE WITH THE HERETICAL NONBELIEVERS

shareyourworldwide

Different ideas might make you think, can’t have that.

spycopoth-a

I’m laughing at all the people who immediately assume that if we’re willing to be friends with people who have different opinions were OBVIOUSLY gonna befriend nazi’s

But no, apparently were immediately latching on to an extreme here.

shareyourworldwide

Hypothetically, what IF you befriended a Nazi? Would that really be bad or could perhaps there be a possibility of that person starting to understand your point of view and perhaps change their own mind about their own ideology?

Worth thinking about imo.

lastsonlost

Reminds me of Daryl Davis who has been friending people out of the KKK for years. His current number is somewhere around 200 and Counting.

exhibition-of-vanishing-time

Daryl Davis is friggin awesome

vague-humanoid

“people who have different opinions were OBVIOUSLY gonna befriend nazi’s “

followed immediately by calls to befriend extremists.

iammyfather

Confusing “Befriending” with “Evangelizing”, The difference should be obvious to even the densest Right Winger, If he was JUST Befriending then he would not be getting them out of the hate groups because he would not care. Mr. Davis is a missionary out to end hate ONE person at a time, the type of person implied in OP would not care if the person worked the oven at Auschwitz or the Sundae Social for the Quakers.

phoenix-ace

For the love of all that is holy stop bringing up Daryl Davis! You are not him. You dont like risks or being uncomfortable so you’ll fall behind whatever view favors a status quo that wont target you. It’s more likely you will become accustomed to their hate speech and start leaning in their direction than you will ever turn them away from a lifetime of white supremacist views. The fact that you immediately come here, strawman, and ask what harm there can be in befriending nazis shows that you already humanize them over us. Hundreds of years of US history shows why valuing relationships with white supremacists winds up making regular people become passive and sometimes intentional enablers.