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pickle inspector selfshipper sharing, queer as can be basic dni. behave yourself timezone is EST any/all pronouns, mostly they or she

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some more BST related stuff!

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My sincerest apologies for my inactivity. I completely forgot this blog existed + other fixations got to me. I managed to make this sort of reference thing for Baby Sweet Tea today, though!

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𝙱𝚂𝚃 + 𝙰𝙳: 𝚂𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚏𝚎!

>AD: Attempt to assert dominance.

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apologies for the out of character post and all, but may i just complain about the amount of fanart that makes the sleuths hot anime twinks with hair? it drives me crazy every time. we all know they wouldn't look like that. they're more beautiful when they're chopped and ugly, especially my man pickle inspector. their strangeness gives them character.

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𝚈𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚙𝚝𝚒𝚋𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚞𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚜 𝚃𝙾𝙾𝚃𝚂𝙸𝙴 𝚁𝙾𝙻𝙻𝚂 𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚔𝚕𝚢, 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜.

>PI: Consume the rest of the sweet treats in the bowl. You made your bed, now lie in it.

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𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚖𝚊: 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚢 𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚎 𝚆𝚎𝚛𝚎-𝚂𝚊𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑!

>PI + BST: Spook those who enter the SCARY WOODS.

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚘𝚗 𝚊 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚝. 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚗𝚡𝚒𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚞𝚙𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚝.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚕𝚔 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚜 𝚊 𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚎𝚗𝚐𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚜. 𝙱𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚊𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚏𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚛𝚜.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚊 𝚜𝚖𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚝 𝙱𝚂𝚃 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢'𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚓𝚘𝚋.

>PI: Point out how gorgeous the MOON is at this time.

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖, 𝚘𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚍𝚘𝚐 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗!

𝙷𝚎'𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚕𝚘𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚓𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚜, 𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚜𝚘𝚖. 𝙷𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚌𝚔𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚘 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚖 𝚘𝚏 𝚜𝚕𝚎𝚎𝚙 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕. 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚘𝚘 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚐𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚘 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘𝚠, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝 𝚏𝚕𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚏𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚎.

>PI: Pose all cute like. You won't stop until this poor thing gets some well deserved rest.

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚕𝚎𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚗𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚕𝚐𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚒𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚎-𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚏𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎.

𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚏𝚞𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚗. 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚕𝚘𝚛𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚒𝚝'𝚜 𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚊𝚕𝚕, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚒𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕!

𝙵𝚘𝚛 𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚍, 𝚙𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚎𝚊𝚔 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚞𝚖𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚣𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚜. 𝙾𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚍𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚕𝚢 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚒𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚎.

𝙳𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚘𝚌𝚒𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚎𝚡𝚝𝚛𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚘𝚍𝚜 𝚍𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚟𝚒𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚑 𝚒𝚝. 𝙸𝚏 𝚒𝚝 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝚢𝚘𝚞, 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛.

>BST: Continue to soak up the bountiful warmth your IMAGINATION provides.

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𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚜𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚚𝚞𝚒𝚎𝚝 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐𝚢 𝚊𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚔, 𝚢𝚎𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢.

>BST: Ogle at the tall figure besides you.

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𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢, 𝚝𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚒𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚜.

𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚞𝚌𝚑 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚖𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚙𝚑𝚢𝚜𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍.

>PI: Lean in.