Pickup Line Madness

The epitome of humor. Dad jokes with a hard on. An off-shoot of @oneguysview

[pickuplinemadness]

You remind me of Dunkin' Donuts...

Every time I'm near you I just gotta grab your holes.

[pickuplinemadness]

Might as well call me George...

'cause when it comes to you, I'm fuckin' curious.

[pickuplinemadness]

You can call me the Holy Spirit

'cause once you ask me to be inside of you, Imma fill you up completely

[pickuplinemadness]

Are you a cat?

'cause it sure seems like you really wanna turn around and show me that butthole.

[pickuplinemadness]

Wanna see a magic trick?

You spread your legs, I'll show you how I can make my cock disappear and then split a woman in half.

[pickuplinemadness]

I think of us like a pair of Russian nesting dolls..

I always want to be fully inside of you

[pickuplinemadness]

Hey, it's Mother's Day today...

How 'bout we start practicing on gettin' you a present for next year?

[pickuplinemadness]

Hey, it's Easter.

How 'bout we get rid of those covers, open up that hole and see if I don't rise again?

[pickuplinemadness]

Wanna play Toy Story?

I'll throw you down on the floor and we'll find out how you like having a friend in you.

[pickuplinemadness]

It's the Ides of March...

How about you come back to my place so I and 60 of my friends can surround you and stab something inside of you

[pickuplinemadness]

It's National Pie Day..

Wanna come back to my place and we'll see what sort of creampie we can make?

[pickuplinemadness]

They say the heart wants what the heart wants...

Well, my heart wants my dick to be deep inside of you

[pickuplinemadness]

Might as well consider me a paleontologist.

'Cause I'm gonna go so deep we're gonna find cretaceous era fossils.

[pickuplinemadness]

Wanna play Rumplestiltsken?

I'll lock you up in my dungeon and we'll see how long it takes you to yell out my name

[pickuplinemadness]

Are you crushing existential dread?

'Cause you're all I can think about these days

[pickuplinemadness]

Gurl, I wanna bend you over and sprinkle shredded cheddar all over your ass

'Cause you my little thiccaroni with cheese

[pickuplinemadness]

You remind me of the ozone layer.

Every decision I make seems to lead to me spreading that hole wider and wider.