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Press release from Levelle’s office

This morning, Hernando de Levelle released a public statement affirming the following:

“Slanderous claims have emerged and been planted in the press. I reject these allegations and urge people to see these as the fabrication they are.

I am a respectable widowed man, committed only to the MDP c4u$3.”

gg

#mdp #odria #apra #newyorkvalues #ggmoney

CURFEW

New laws have banned gatherings of more than 4 people

Free lovers who often have groups of 5+ are angry

#Odria #MDP #Apra

Levelle cant keep it in his pants

This is your brand new messenger of the people, David Ortega from El Fuego here. If the affairs weren’t enough to keep infamous MDP member Levelle busy, it seems that he has involved himself in all kinds of extremely “shady” dealings. Eye witnesses spotted Levelle and Rivero getting really cozy in a upscale communist bar in Lima. They were apparently in a passionate lip lock session, confirming Rivero’s wife’s suspicions of his homosexuality. When a bystander asked if they were a couple, Levelle was apparently quoted as saying “Na bro, that’s how we close our deals. And we just closed one. Shh dont tell anyone k” Already on a testosterone binge, it seems Levelle finds it really hard to keep it in his pants. APRA cabinet members’ wives have recently hired a private investigator to see if they’re having affairs with Levelle. In some non love related news, Levelle was seen conspiring with Communist members in high society galas in Lima. In general, we get reports saying that “anything Levelle does is really really bad. “

#MDP #APRA

MDP Candidates announced in 144p

#mdp

Donald Frump publicly endorses Odria administration

A rich white entitled man has entered our politics (not associated with MDP surprisingly) and endorsed the Ordia Government, calling MDP “old boring LOSERS”. While this man is known for his hyperbole and exaggeration, it seems he has supporters in Peru, which means that in the real poll numbers MDP’s share is bound to go down, considering how a majority of their voter base comes from the affluent who have connections to this man Frump. MDP better get it’s shit together and rally all the privileged men together soon.

#MDP #Ordia

Peacekeeping Force not that peaceful anymore

the MDP backed Peacekeeping force, the original border police turned private force under MDP’s rule, has publicly denounced their relations with MDP after stating how their funding has dried up yet again. They’ve taken to using the last of their resources to import Porsche 911 convertibles and use their police cars in addition to drive around shouting slogans with protestors screaming “We shall only Support MDP if the sons of the fallen are elected”. They’re also throwing leaflets and littering the streets and roads with propaganda which is surprisingly being used as fuel by the northern villagers without electricity and food. MDP just lost it’s private pet police force it seems. In international news, we hear a man named Fronald Dump plans to build a wall similar to the great Wall of China to stop Peruvian nationals, fleeing the country seeing how its gone to shit, from entering America as illegal immigrants.

#Odria #MDP #APRA

Hector Corneigo Wins Union Plaudits

Unions have come out in support of Hector Corneigo

They chant Hector Hector, he makes me erecter

#Odria

New mystery poll

?????

#Odria #MDP #Apra

Odrian Cabinet Turns out Reforms

Mysterious windfall of money has allowed the cabinet to buy more jets and begin revitalization projects, including to infrastructure, landmarks and more. An attempt by the new interim president to make voters happy perhaps.

#Odria #MDP #Apra

Karl Marx would be proud of MDP

In a startling one on one conversation with a member of the APRA Cabinet, he revealed that Thorndike of MDP was a hardcore leftist or as the yankees would say “a commie”. It turns out apparently Thorndike goes back home every night and instead of reading fairytales to his kids, he reads them the Communist Manifesto. Apparently, other members of MDP have also recently started “seeing the light in the ways of communists” according to another unconfirmed source. Does this mean MDP and APRA could possibly be considering a coalition?

#MDP #APRA #Odria #KarlMarx

Odria Dead in Polls and In Reality

#Odria #Apra #MDP

Odria Dead

Minister of war interim president AND candidate for Odria committee

#Odria #MDP #Apra

NOT OUR PROBLEM -APRA PRESS RELEASE

SNET recognizes that Peru is suffering from extreme unemployment. This is due to the Odria government's mismanagement. SNET, as a labor union, is invested in providing equal opportunities for all workers. As such, SNET would require unemployment benefits, a minimum wage and would ban the hacienda system if its candidate Eldredge were to win the presidential election.

#APRA #Odria #MDP

Captured Leaders List

Major players

Eldredge

Thorndike

Priale

Vivero

Sanchez

Bustamante

Were captured. THE PEOPLE RIOT AND YELL

#Odria #MDP #Apra

RAID!