seen from Ukraine
seen from South Korea
seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Jordan
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Germany
seen from Spain
seen from Australia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Malaysia
seen from France
seen from China
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from United States
Press release from Levelle’s office
This morning, Hernando de Levelle released a public statement affirming the following:
“Slanderous claims have emerged and been planted in the press. I reject these allegations and urge people to see these as the fabrication they are.
I am a respectable widowed man, committed only to the MDP c4u$3.”
gg
CURFEW
New laws have banned gatherings of more than 4 people
Free lovers who often have groups of 5+ are angry
Peacekeeping Force not that peaceful anymore
the MDP backed Peacekeeping force, the original border police turned private force under MDP’s rule, has publicly denounced their relations with MDP after stating how their funding has dried up yet again. They’ve taken to using the last of their resources to import Porsche 911 convertibles and use their police cars in addition to drive around shouting slogans with protestors screaming “We shall only Support MDP if the sons of the fallen are elected”. They’re also throwing leaflets and littering the streets and roads with propaganda which is surprisingly being used as fuel by the northern villagers without electricity and food. MDP just lost it’s private pet police force it seems. In international news, we hear a man named Fronald Dump plans to build a wall similar to the great Wall of China to stop Peruvian nationals, fleeing the country seeing how its gone to shit, from entering America as illegal immigrants.
Hector Corneigo Wins Union Plaudits
Unions have come out in support of Hector Corneigo
They chant Hector Hector, he makes me erecter
New mystery poll
?????
Odrian Cabinet Turns out Reforms
Mysterious windfall of money has allowed the cabinet to buy more jets and begin revitalization projects, including to infrastructure, landmarks and more. An attempt by the new interim president to make voters happy perhaps.
Karl Marx would be proud of MDP
In a startling one on one conversation with a member of the APRA Cabinet, he revealed that Thorndike of MDP was a hardcore leftist or as the yankees would say “a commie”. It turns out apparently Thorndike goes back home every night and instead of reading fairytales to his kids, he reads them the Communist Manifesto. Apparently, other members of MDP have also recently started “seeing the light in the ways of communists” according to another unconfirmed source. Does this mean MDP and APRA could possibly be considering a coalition?
Odria Dead in Polls and In Reality
