Girl Almighty.

31 | cat lover | queer

[hotsinglelesbian]

[piecesofjordan]

Accurate.

[piecesofjordan]

Oh hello!

It’s been a long time since I’ve even thought about Tumblr. Then, randomly, I was thinking about this video I watched on here one time...so I decided to log back in. It’s like nothing has changed, but everything has changed.

Update? I’m a lesbian. I’ve finally figured that out for myself. I’m a teacher. I don’t know why I decided that for myself. 

Being in my 30′s now, I’ve figured out quite a lot about myself and the type of life I want to live. Carefree. Peaceful. Queer. I guess I gotta find a wife, eh?

[thegoodvybe]

[brakehagev2-deactivated20191106]

guys this is actually real like a real person wrote this

[jo2uke-himboshikata]

“more than enough” oh you fucking saints, absolutely pouring wealth onto the unfortunates

[rune-midgarts]

lol this is amazing

[ryulongd]

Dear Prudie,

I think I just witnessed a murder

[teaboot]

You fucking monster

[wahbegan]

GET HER PRUDENCE

[eggpuffs]

THE PEANUTS MOVIE MADE ME CRY

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[dmny25]

reblogging for the last two

[zehumanparachute]

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

[tokyowhoo]

Reblogged for the last one

[bob-belcher]

[rehlaxe]

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ve been saying this.

[homefixin2shavemister]

Friends like this always show their true colors the minute y’all have a minor disagreement.

[gerriceo]

queen of dressing like her mama

[consivanqueen]

[halharl-infigar]

Idk why this has me screaming

[dutchster]

They look so peaceful when they’re sleeping. 

[wheresmacklemore]

this is it

this is the post that has killed me

[gallifreyburning]

Stephanie Murphy files bill that would remove Stephen Bannon from National Security Council

Florida congresswoman, and Winter Park resident, Stephanie Murphy filed a bill Wednesday that would essentially remove Trump's top political advisor Stephen Bannon from the National Security...

“Our men and women in uniform, our intelligence and homeland security professionals, and our citizens should feel secure in their knowledge that the critical decisions made by the NSC are free from political considerations. The American people deserve a national security policymaking process that inspires confidence, not cynicism,” said Murphy in a House floor speech. CALL THIS WOMAN’S OFFICE AND SAY THANK YOU. ENCOURAGE HER TO PUSH HARD FOR THIS BILL. CALL YOUR LOCAL CONGRESSPEOPLE AND ASK THEM TO SPONSOR/SUPPORT IT!

Find your representative Find your senator

[gallifreyburning]

ftr this bill is officially called “Protect The National Security Council From Political Interference Act” (link to official congressional info re: the bill and where it stands)

I called Representative Murphy’s office today and talked with a staffer - I’m not from Florida, and I told them so upfront, and asked how I could support this bill in my home state. The staffer said to definitely call my own state Representative and Senators, both - if we can find a Senator to support the bill, they can introduce it into the Senate and it can be voted on in both houses of Congress at the same time. IF YOU HAVE A DEMOCRATIC SENATOR, PLEASE CALL THEM AND ALERT THEM TO THE EXISTENCE OF THIS MEASURE, AND ASK THEM TO INTRODUCE IT TO THE SENATE.

He also said that calls to Representative Murphy’s office definitely help, in terms of tallying support for the measure in general. 

PLEASE CALL. 

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[weavemama]

HE’S BRINGING THE RECEIPTS

[pinehasnoplaceonthisblog]