Rem goes to speak
They can’t, so They clear Their Throat
"..M-mr Duke.? they pause
"Lancer said how you’re his… Lesser Dad.. could you.. also be my Lesser Dad.?"
[if Rem speaks for too much, they either screech like a banshee or just gurgle like hot wax, the cons of being a 'failed' vessel]
-[@ask-rem-official]
WHATST? ‘TID A RIDICULOUS-
*As he’s saying no, he glances at Rem. Something softens slightly.*
-LYE WONDERFULLE IDEAETH!
"Really?"
Yesseth. Of courseth.
"..So… do you.. uhm.. know my Dad, Repairman.?"
Well, aha, funnye storye.
*They glanced sidelong at Rouxls, waiting for him to continue*
We art… friendes- of sorteths.
"So… Frenemies.?"
Yesseth.
oh lovely! Would you like help caring for your new child my dear? @rouxls-kaard-officaleth

















