me voy por las ramas

Livin la vida loca teaching high school Spanish in California. Also- Latin American travel adventures. Coffee, the ocean, my cat. Tacos. Ya know, the important things.

[a-luchadork-deactivated20191020]

[graceking]

I love these comics by Nathan W. Pyle.

[patrickdiomedes]

Here are some more good ones

[the-ali-express]

LET ME ABS O R B

[milqi]

I love these SO much!

[mrskaaay]

Feeling angsty af. Better listen to Mr Brightside and drink some wine.

[hisnamewasbeanni]

Now if this ain’t a goddamn mood.

[pig-whale]

Nope.

So when i broke my shoulder two weeks ago people kept telling me I’m due for something good to happen soon. So I got a pink slip today. So...Guess not. 

[pig-whale]

Calfornia Bay Area advertising :(

[pig-whale]

Calfornia Bay Area advertising :(

[sociallyacceptablemadness]

I find it darkly ironic that professional development for teachers seems to always utilize the exact teaching strategies that get us dinged in observations.

I’m not engaged here, Miss. Where’s the formative assessment? Where are the high yield strategies? How are you differentiating for ELLs and ESEs?

[missusdoublea]

Where is the movement?

I’m sorry, everyone can’t see the presentation or hear the presenter.

[ironxteachergirl]

Brain breaks? Only 15 minutes of a 3.5 hour session??

[teacherbychance-deactivated2019]

How much of this will the presenter be taking and how much will we be talking? Oh, you’ll talk 95% of the time? Ok 🤯

[dudeinthestacks]

“if you have questions, post them in the parking lot.” 

never checks the parking lot, digital or otherwise. 

[pig-whale]

Just saying the best PDs this year have been the two led by students. 

[foodffs]

[thechubbynerd]

This is honestly the best latte art I’ve ever seen and I’m shocked I didn’t see it sooner.

[pig-whale]

yessss

[pig-whale]

We’re having the best rainy caturday❤️🍷😻📖

[pangenttechnologies]

[pig-whale]

❤️

[windycityteacher-deactivated202]

You know what book I want to read?

“101 Ways to Foster A Loving Classroom Environment but Also, Like, 17 Ways to Wipe the Smug Smirk Off That Kid’s Face”

…because, sometimes

[pig-whale]

Oh you mean like pop vocab quiz after you were checking email and grades instead of practicing on quizlet because I’m an asshole? 🤷🏻‍♀️

[pig-whale]

I made habanero shrimp alfredo, spicy pepita queso fresco roasted cauliflower, and slow cooked jalapeño shredded chicken enchiladas with salsa fresca all from scratch and dumbass ghosters get none. 

[pig-whale]

We made it to the weekend. Oh and Niel the harbor seal is playing in the bay! He same to say hi when I was standup paddle boarding on Monday and it turns out I can go pretty fast on that thing

[tondo-ule]

First Valentine's Day without Sweethearts in 153 years leaves candy lovers speechless

After Necco's bankruptcy the new manufacturer will not make Sweethearts until next Valentine's Day.

[beckieteaches]

[pig-whale]

Um I’ve had a sweetheart for Valentine’s Day like once since since 2009 suck it up assholes you’ll be fine.

[pig-whale]

Ahem not to say everyone who happens to be coupled up is an asshole just the ones who are obnoxious and effusive on Valentine’s Day specifically

[tondo-ule]

First Valentine's Day without Sweethearts in 153 years leaves candy lovers speechless

After Necco's bankruptcy the new manufacturer will not make Sweethearts until next Valentine's Day.

[beckieteaches]

[pig-whale]

Um I’ve had a sweetheart for Valentine’s Day like once since since 2009 suck it up assholes you’ll be fine.

[pig-whale]

It’s not weird that I just sit here pretending Michelle Obama is also hanging out on my couch right?

[pig-whale]

👻👻😒

If “it’s always darkest before the dawn” applies to online dating I’m for sure meeting my husband next week. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Last night after a first date I did not go home with him and I guess it was his birthday and this morning he texts me “you didn’t let me open my birthday present.” Correct. No.