A collection of unhinged quotes @pigeonphoenix - Tumblr Blog

Hi!

Welcome to a blog that will be filled with chaotic quotes! This was requested by friends for me to make and I hope you enjoy reading their chaos.

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#pinned post

"How much booty do I have to show to get some attention around here???"

#the driver of the car im riding in trying to escape the parking lot

Heard at work today:

"Are you gay if you like tea as a man?"

#wtf #why

Friend who is looking at my shoes: "I'd buy your feet pics if you posted them on FeetFinder."

#quote of the day #num 15 #send help

"I'm your emotional support animal."

~ The Hackerman to mutual

#quote of the day #num 14

"Thats the kind of hitman I'd want to be"

~ ???? (its literally blank in my quote book)

#quote of the day #num 13

"If you bring me Dino Nuggies, I will give you a kiss."

~ a guy to another guy

#quote of the day #num 12

"imma pool noodle all of them"

~ me

#quote of the day #num 11 #talking about hitting (esp conservative) politicians with pool noodles #this has led to a running joke that i have a list of people to hit with pool noodles

"I mean, poverty IS a problem...An it IS more honest work than a politician..."

~ The Hackerman

#quote of the day #num 10

"Where is my neck??"

~ B.

#quote of the day #num 9

"I don't know, I just walked into a hospital."

~The Hackerman being mildly teased about wearing a classic dad fit, and asked how he became a dad

#quote of the day #num 8 #ok but mans a single and childless father with how he dresses and acts

"Sadism is good for the friends when its not physical."

~ The Hackerman

#quote of the day #num 7

"And as you are not God, you must face the consequences."

~ My Calc professor on Limits with sin(x)/x

#quote of the day #num 6 #calculus

"If you ever have self esteem issues, just remember, your body is worth 5 dollars to the Company."

~ The Hackerman

#quote of the day #num 5 #lethal company #after this man killed me and sold my corpse

"Ten out of ten, would die again."

~ The Hackerman

#quote of the day #num 4 #oh boy #first quote from the friend who makes up a third of this quote book #and bc he does im giving him the alias “hackerman”#if any of my other friends wants an alias they have to ask nicely #this is also the one that wanted me to make this #anywhom the context:#lethal company

"She'll sleep where ever she wants. She's a privileged cat."

~ my papa

#quote of the day #num 3

Me: "Prostitution is not the answer."

R.: "No, it's the solution."

#quote of the day #num 2

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