Ethan

A boy with a bird brain and a weird obsession with living vicariously through his writings.

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Intro

I don’t often check profiles before I follow. Block me if needed. I also rarely tag my nsfw related posts.

Anything highlighted blue is important or a favorite.

Name: Nelson, Jay, Dennis, Ethan, Talon, Maddison, Pink, or Mute.

Age: 16 chronologically. But I don’t mind being treated older or younger. You can basically view me as whatever age you’d like.

Genders: Male, TransAMAB. Only use he/him.

Other: I have OCD & NPD, aswell as extremely bad paranoia and anxiety. These effect things I do socially and in general.

Martial Status: Single, fine with sexual and/or romantic interactions. Ask me for specific preferences if you’re curious.

Sexual: I do often post sexual posts. I’m a switch with a top preference. My sex-related posts can sometimes lean on the abusive or sadistic side, if that makes you uncomfortable, I’d suggest you block me as I don’t tag them with anything different than my normal posts.

Main Interests: NTBTS/TM, It’s Always Sunny, zero day, the dirties, metal family, RPF (Crankiplier, GlennRob, MattJay, Sydger, and more), Degrees of Lewdity, the Mandela Catalogue. Ask for more.

BYF: I’m Radq, a Paraphile, in TCC, a transid user, proship, int with SH/ED content, and overall considered problematic.

DNI: antis, non-rqs, rasicts & homophobes, and IRL doubles (Self-shippers of my IRLS are fine).

Trans: TransAMAB, TransWhiskers, TransRutCycle, TransForearmCrutches, TransOneLeg, TransSevereVisualSnow, TransNatureScent, TransFamous.

Tris: TrisHarmful, TrisHarmed, TrisBlind, TrisAbused, TrisMusician.

Perma: PermaParanoid, PermaMute, PermaTired, PermaIndoors.

Cis: CisOCD, CisNPD, CisNerd, CisExtremlyPoorMemory, CisLoner, CisPornAddict.

Paraphilias = Abasiophilia, Asphyxation, Acrotomophilia, Dacnophilia, Emetophilia, Enopliophilia, Podophilia, Hematolagnia, Hoplophilia, Humiliophilia, Masochism, Mysophilia, Necrophilia, Objectophilia, Omorashi, Piquerism, Plushophilia, Sadism, Somnophilia, Knismolagnia, Zoophilia.

Anons: N/A

My DM’s are always open. Feel free to chat with me. I love meeting new people. I may be rather awkward or shy, but I promise I warm up quickly.

That’s all. My discord is @/crankiplier. (With the period), incase any of you would like to chat elsewhere. Also, you don’t have to ask before DMing or adding me on discord.

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I infiltrated the space. The space being Ronnie’s account. You never know who’s next and you can trust. Watch out.

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Hello all it's Ethan's best friend ever forever. I do not know wjat to post but I was given the go ahead. Ethan is cool :)

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It’s been so long since I’ve had any decent sexual attention that I came from simply palming myself. I am gross. And now my favorite sweats are soaked.

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Somtimes when I’m eating I like to chew real fast and pretend I’m a gerbil eating it’s snacks. Relatable?

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I have hiccups and they hurt so bad. Help me, please. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. <- that’s me with every hiccup.

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omg someone else has a rut/heat related transid

im transheatcycle and permaheatcycle!!!

That’s super neat. I like to think puberty is just me going through my rut… lol.

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I have an entire bowl of ramen to myself. It’s so good, I wish ramen bowls on everyone! It’s the shrimp flavor, though. If you don’t like that flavor I take back my wish of ramen bowls back. 🍤 🍜

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boy with a bird brain... gimme bird fact

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You didn’t ask for a specific kind of bird fact so I’ll give you a random one about a species I like:

Did you know that the black breasted buzzard can crack open eggs (ones from emus and/or bustards) by hurling rocks held in their beaks? It’s so cool when you watch videos of it! They’re highly intelligent and resourceful birds. My second favorite. My first favorite bird is the osprey. But that’s a whole other paragraph if I wanted to explain why! I just think everything about them is fascinating and cool.

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I might change my layout for the sole reason of not wanting people to perceive me as a bottom. I’m a switch but, still. I feel my layout really makes people lean one way when perceiving me.

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I want to get head while I’m soft and flaccid. Weird fantasy but bear with me. Just think of it.

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I SEND YOU ASKS. HOE.

I meant anonymous weird ones, dweeb.

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One-hundred-thirty-nine followers and zero asks. Mhm, yeah guys, real good work.

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I sometimes wish people would make alternate accounts pretending to be new people just to talk to me so they can figure out how I talk with other people, and inevitably become my only friend. Even if I don’t know it.

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I made my intro say “2016”, I feel so cool. Look at me go. Making things look good. Hell yeah. 💪

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Someone being sick, bedridden, and dizzy. Their caretaker claiming they’re “taking care” of them as their hands trail over their sick-one’s calves, up to their thighs, nudging them open with ease, using a single finger. The sick one can’t seem to do anything but while at the cold air flooding between their thighs. Whining and writhing as they feel pleasure and pain mingle while their caretaker works them through a painful orgasm, overwhelmed from all the sensations and having no way to stop them.

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You do me better than I do myself.