Shit said in my Discord servers starters
PERSONALS/NON-RP BLOGS DO NOT REBLOG
“I’m not even angry or sad I’m laughing my ass off.”
“She’s a bitch ass lesbian.”
“There’s a whole ass milk.”
“This isn’t some kinda weird ass thing about bears with onions.”
“BRUH WHERES THE FUCKING RVS I DON’T SEE ANY??”
“I’m going to punch your dickhole.”
“Fuck you, ‘We Like Pizza’ is a BOP!”
“Apparently, hamsters can actually scream as a signal of distress.”
“My friends then informed me that the woman’s ashes had been arrested.”
“I have a bowl of just whip cream and chocolate syrup.”
“My lungs have been yeeted.”
“I got yeeted by a jellyfish.”
“LAST TIME I HAD TO FUCKING SKILL SHOT YEET MY SUITCASE THROUGH THE WINDOW, THEN RUN & JUMP IN THROUGH THE WINDOW BC WE WANTED TO GET HOME QUICK.”
“WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHER FUCKERS CALLED MY MOM GAY?!”
“I scared the cats while stomping around screaming ‘I’M GAY!’.”
*SWINGS DINOSAUR AROUND* “SO LONG GAY DINO!”
“Let’s go gays! Let’s go!”
“I’m gay for myself if I could marry myself I would.”
“YOU CAN’T PRAY THE GAY AWAY!”
“I want to punch somebody.”
“I sit, cold & alone with boiled eggs.”
“Why did I think headbutting a boiled egg was gonna break it?”
“CHEESECAKE IS FUCKING HELL!”
“Oh, what the fuck I’ve never actually seen windmills do windmill things this is scary.”
“OH MY GOD FUCK OFF CRICKET PHONE HEADASS WHY ARE YOU SO CLOSE TO ME!!!!!”
“Oh man just till you HEAR about WORK OUT weDNESDAY!!!!”
“Also yes (y/n) the fucking garden salsa sun chips are my life.”
“I just heard an Aussie dude in the background & immediately was like ‘oh no’.”
“Oh my god…a coconut is a mammal…”
“This is so sad can we get 100 likes?”
“I will burn (character name)’s hair off with spicy tequila.”
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