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jeepers fuckin creepers

[stolentweets]

[0mpx]

Logging into tumblr today

[kitty]

[fatbodypolitics]

Toe beans look like juicy fruit to tortoises.

[speciesofleastconcern]

(toe beans ARE juicy fruit)

[meanplastic]

A Star is Born - 2018

Deleted Scene

[icosahedonist]

3 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

8 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

16 hours of sleep: I’m exhausted

[kiokushitakaa]

[quatara]

me: *doesnt do my work*

my teacher: *puts in a 0*

me:

[4gifs]

[yuzupool]

i’ve been comprimised 

[dvas-mech-deactivated20160528]

i laughed for about 349583492547252 years

[jayjaysingh-deactivated20150720]

I’ve waited 2 years for this post to hit my dash again. Totes worth it

[kreature-ofthenight]

It get better this guy, he wanted to work for the police but they didnt want him because he was to “unfit” now he spends his freetime trolling and running from the police. he is by now a pretty famous comedian and just to show you

thats him dressed up as sonic and blocking real trafic photograph machines and stuff

thats him spraying a guy who smokes in a zone where its forbiden with a fire extungisher

blocking the street with a DIY railway

blind man driving

AND as a snail on a speedway

[fujocherry]

[arcusxx]

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[chubby-bunnies]

[dontexpecttomakesense]

Hello, would you be interested in...

[nickyvmlp]

I’m listening

[ey-b0ss420]

[thefuzzydave]

howdy

[xx6emo6girl6xx]

[classyvirgx]

Same

[whoboyq-deactivated20190213]

that fucking part

[taquito]

tomorrow is a day

[yassmines]

allegedly

[catsbeaversandducks]

By Frat Party Game