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green43

dad is pretty hot i would totally marry him

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pikafuckinchu

emmet think about the subway

pikan is the ship name for n. not even a fucking ship at the end just literally pikan

funred11

death to spearmintshipping

pikafuckinchu

no

emmetswikipedia

Spearmintshipping - Emmet x Green

FunnyTrainShipping - Sabrina x Emmet

Oreoshipping - Ingo x Emmet x Ingo

Satan23shipping - Karen x Pikachu

green43

WHAT THE FUCK DAD WHY SPEARMINTSHIPPING

pikafuckinchu

the white and green peppermints are called spearmints

green43

REVENGE

pikafuckinchu

*dies*

scottlava

"Wait a minute. Luigi, dogs can’t talk!"

i m going to become.. a mahou shoujo

green43

#one jump ahead of the breadline #one swing ahead of the sword

I STEAL ONLY WHAT I CAN’T AFFORD

THAT’S EVERYTHING

pikafuckinchu

You know what? get out. get out of my sight, you scrawling maggot. I hope a million parasites bite you and piss in your wounds, you meme loving fuck. I will exterminate the pathetic scrap you call a life, and i will cut all your fucking organs painfully and dissect you alive. i will personally have a thousand needles befall you while you sleep, and i hope you swallow some, because you deserve it, you horrible shit of a human being. I will blazon on you with my own fucking anal fungus, you fucking imbecile. You said something wrong and you did something wrong, you dumbass, so good job. I can no longer keep my trust for you. The bonds of friendship between us has been cut. I HAVE BEEN ON EDGE, FOR SO FUCKING LONG, SO FUCK YOU. i will make a fountain out of your blood. you know what, you couldve grown half a fucking brain, but its too late now. youve sealed for motherfucking fate. say your last prayers, and tell your stupid-ass boyfriend goodbye. welcome to hell kid, and enjoy the buffet. I am going to KILL YOU for that. i am educated in over 100 ways to assassinate and i am mentored by the finest serial killer in the land of ameri- japan. YOU’RE LONG GONE, FAGGOT. if you moved 1 inch for how dead you’re gonna be, you’d be blasting off into space at the speed of light. so fuck you. goodnight, emmet. sleep with one eye open

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thx Mom im Emy

pikafuckinchu

go to ypur room, youre grounded for 8 months. dont come out, i dont want to see your ugly fucking face.

green43

we watched aladdin

#one jump ahead of the breadline #one swing ahead of the sword

pikafuckinchu

excuse me?

emmetswikipedia

hey You stupid pieces of shit

pikafuckinchu

You know what? get out. get out of my sight, you scrawling maggot. I hope a million parasites bite you and piss in your wounds, you meme loving fuck. I will exterminate the pathetic scrap you call a life, and i will cut all your fucking organs painfully and dissect you alive. i will personally have a thousand needles befall you while you sleep, and i hope you swallow some, because you deserve it, you horrible shit of a human being. I will blazon on you with my own fucking anal fungus, you fucking imbecile. You said something wrong and you did something wrong, you dumbass, so good job. I can no longer keep my trust for you. The bonds of friendship between us has been cut. I HAVE BEEN ON EDGE, FOR SO FUCKING LONG, SO FUCK YOU. i will make a fountain out of your blood. you know what, you couldve grown half a fucking brain, but its too late now. youve sealed for motherfucking fate. say your last prayers, and tell your stupid-ass boyfriend goodbye. welcome to hell kid, and enjoy the buffet. I am going to KILL YOU for that. i am educated in over 100 ways to assassinate and i am mentored by the finest serial killer in the land of ameri- japan. YOU'RE LONG GONE, FAGGOT. if you moved 1 inch for how dead you're gonna be, you'd be blasting off into space at the speed of light. so fuck you. goodnight, emmet. sleep with one eye open