Life's a bitch. Let's make fun of it.

Pansexual/Heteroromantic LGBT-safe blog Daily mishaps. Random posts even pornographic. NSFW 18+ Eyebrows will be raised, ladies and gentlemen. Feel free to ask me any questions about anything. I am a firm believer in a term I have coined "friendship sex." It is when a couple or a group of people can have sex and still be friends and go about their day. Sex is a really great stress reliver and it saddens me to hear that not many people have sex or are wanted enough for someone to do something with them sexually. I love each and every single one of you and if it were possible to make love with everyone in the world and not get sick, I would. I want this blog to be a safe haven for people that think no one wants them. I want you to know that you are loved and someone will find you and think the same way. If you'd like, share some of your nudes, no matter the gender and I'll send you a personal nude of my own. Honestly, I get all giddy inside knowing that I made someone cum ^.^ Here are the platforms you can also reach me by to send stuff, nudes or if you just want a conversation: Snapchat: canti_420otaku Instagram: otakujiraiya420 Kik: teamfreakhmu If you'd like for me to post something or you just need some relief, this blog is here for you!!! Enjoy!

[pikanyasmaingoon]

So I heard they lifted the porn ban

[ratfuck]

telling the kids that theres an among us movie and they get excited and you sit them down and put on The Thing

[ask-spiderpool]

[secondlina]

“Get a job, son” “Just not in theatre, we’ve seen your oeuvre.”

[steampunktendencies]

Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC

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No.

[pocmemes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[theawkwardhomo]

Money Chadwick

[pocmemes]

[freshest-tittymilk]

This is the Monetary Prosperity T'Challa

Like to charge with secluded financial energy

Reblog for your bank account to have the stength of the Panther…

[nordacious]

90s taco bell was more a e s t h e t i c than ur shitty tumblr will ever be

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[throwbackblr]

Highest-grossing films of 1998

[ruinedchildhood]

Zoom (1999-2006)

[mcavoy]

At that [rehearsal], Tom saw that the production designer had put a giant lobster tank in the center of the restaurant and that was just a true design choice just to make it seem like a fancy restaurant. As soon as Tom sees it, he goes, ‘Well, I’m going to go in the tank.’

Even if you’re Tom Hardy, you don’t just jump in a lobster tank and call it day. “The designer was like, ‘We didn’t build it for somebody to go in!’” Fleischer says. “And, you know, they were all live lobsters.”

Then improvised direction required the rejiggering of major elements to allow for Eddie/Venom to plunge into and feast, and for Hardy to do it all safely. As anyone who witnessed the The Mask-like spectacle, they pulled off the construction and stunt work under the wire. And the lobsters gobbled up by a Venomized Eddie? Marshmallow crustaceans with chocolate syrup blood.

How the best scene in Venom was improvised 

[ruinedchildhood]

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[catchymemes]

[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[kylejorden-deactivated20200201]

[teathattast]

[pikanyasmaingoon]

Gonna delete this blog by the 17th

If you wanna stay in touch here's my discord:

https://discord.gg/RNdZfkJ