rick simp

he/she/they | proshitters dni ☺️ | may post nsfw shit | sometimes i treat this like my diary so don't be surprised

[pinelessness]

[plumbus-central]

been thinking about this concept for a while that when Morti starts transitioning  Rick gets a shock at realizing she reminds him of a younger Beth now

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ULTIMATE SMASHABLE RICK: ROUND 5

C-137 RICK VS MIAMI RICK

MORE SMASHABLE

C137

MIAMI

Voting ended onMar 22, 2024

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Everytime I vote on these polls I think like the one I pick is the clear winner and its ALWAYS the underdog it's so funny

Anyway cannot believe people are picking a cold hard robot over sticky slime sex with a terrible terrible selfish man like just buy a vibrator you CANNOT REPLICATE MY NASTY DISGUSTING SLIME MAN ITD BE SO HOT AND WET TELL ME YOU DONT WANT THAT ?! (you would be lyyyinnnnggggggg )

"just buy a vibrator" is gonna be in my head for a bit this is an incredible ask man

[piki-miki]

MIAMI RICK WILL PREVAIL!!1!1!!1!1!!

HELL NAWR😭😭😭

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ULTIMATE SMASHABLE RICK: ROUND 4

EVIL RICK VS MIAMI RICK

MORE SMASHABLE

EVIL

MIAMI

Voting ended onMar 16, 2024

[dojikkodere1-deactivated2025040]

srry 4 hornyposting i swear this doesnt happen often i just. nneeded to get this out of my system </3

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This is agony, I can't watch my boy toxic lose to a cop

VOTE FOR TOXIC PLS YOU KNOW HE FUCKS

[piki-miki]

PLEASE PLEASE DON'T LET THE PIG WIN

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ULTIMATE SMASHABLE RICK: ROUND 3

COP RICK VS TOXIC RICK

MORE SMASHABLE

COP

TOXIC

[results]

Voting ended onMar 12, 2024

[piki-miki]

PLEASE TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS...VOTE FOR TOXIC RICK PLEASE!!!!

[vhvrs]

guy who truly does not give a shit

[mothorchid996]

I watched the first, second and third seasons again.😇

[plumbus-central]

tfw your granddaughter unexpectantly names her kid after you and you experience the whole range of human emotions

Bonus: 

[yukyukyukyuk666]

[2welvetimes]

"who had every right to become the villian?"

idc. this man went through SO. MUCH.

he wanted to be good. he was a good husband, he wanted to stay and raise his family. he wanted to be a good person.

and then all because he wanted to be a different kind of Rick, prime ripped all of that from him and made him into a fucking monster, which he had no other actual choice than to become.

c-137 deserves the world. he deserves to be a good person again. he deserves a therapist who cares. he deserves a family that genuinely wants him to change and do better.

he deserves the life he had before Prime ripped it from him.

he deserves fucking justice. everyone in his life failed him from the moment he lost Diane.

[piki-miki]

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

that's really depressing

[kitztrash]

I need more of their shenanigans they’re so important to me

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