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yet another character vs character / smash or pass esque poll blog BUT WITH A TWIST: we're gonna pair the same character against himself a whole lot!!! we all know rick sanchez is smashable already - there's no contest there. but on the sliding scale of rickage, which variant is THE most smashable on tumblr? let's find out together!
basic rules/criteria:
18+ only please. we're discussing fuckability of an adult character cartoon. lets keep this between adults
no r1ck0rty/other sort of shipping interaction please (this is a rickcest safe space tho)
live laugh fight. the point of these polls is to be fake mean to each other but try to keep it ONLY fake mean. we are all rickfuckers here 🫶
c137 rick covers a LOT of ground that will not be in this poll (any of his younger designs that arent their own fleshed out ricks, alt versions like pickle rick, shrimp rick, teddy rick or tiny rick) (tiny rick excluded on the basis of technically being 14) (og shrimp rick n teddy rick also excluded on the basis of being fascists sorry)
ricks were picked based on being distinctively different from a normal rick (c137 in this case) either thru personality, looks, or both. ricks that are essentially a regular ol' rick with one minor difference didn't make the cut
roaster plunked from primarily show canon or pocket mortys as these are the ricks we get the most time to learn about
i'll run a period where the audience can make a case for any ricks i didn't add + drop testimonials for upcoming matchups
i am just one bored art school student pwease be patient with me
please refrain from calling any of the ricks d@ddy on reblogs/replies/asks/whatever. mod preferences 🫶
may the sexiest gilf win 🫡
current bracket set up under cut














