Pineajags

I post art and photography stuffs every now and then.

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Contentment by © Unsplash

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Lettuce take a moment to appreciate this burger pun

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i asked my brother whether crabs thought people walked sideways and he just said

“crabs don’t think, dear. they don’t have souls.” 

i am shooketh 

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Young Silver Fox by © matt knoth

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We used to read things on scrolls. Now we scroll to read things.

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[musicalshards]

@justanintjcalledemy

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Tiger by © vladimir_cech_ml

[littlekettle]

Honestly I don’t understand how extroverted people even exist??? Going 23 diff places every day?? Then going out every night?? What are you all even doing?? Go to bed.

[decaffeinatedgentlemenearthquake]

[psirensonzai]

Why am I laughing so hard

[just-shower-thoughts]

I saw a meteor light up the night sky tonight and I realized if I saw a nuke come down, I’d die thinking I saw something incredible and exciting

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ice water is so fucking good

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not only is it refreshing but once you’re finished you can either chew on the ice or let it melt and then you have more water… choose your own adventure

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The nutritional information on foods should have a section for “what if I eat the entire thing”

[justbadpuns]

Why is metal and a microwave a match made in heaven?  When they met, sparks flew

[just-shower-thoughts]

Maybe girls are so insecure about choosing a place to eat because last time they suggested something humanity was kicked out of Eden.

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I look both ways even if i am walking across a one-way street because there is no way I’m betting my life on the intelligence of someone I don’t know.

[justbadpuns]

I recently wrote a best selling book about poltergeists, it’s flying off the shelves

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder how many times someone has stumbled upon an “undiscovered” species without knowing or caring or telling anyone.