ILL KILL THOSE WHO DID THIS

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**well there is a pineapple here**

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

THE SEALED GOD REMAINS STRONG

My true name is beyond you all

I’m an all mighty god

I’ve been sealed in this body

Yet I remain powerful

Me and @the-kiwi-officall have no relationship

**FRUIT YAOI**

OOC: below:3

So uh basic dni

And this is a 4th dimension being sealed in a pineapple

Misleading user I know

Anyway tags of those I wish to bug

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical @no-one-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @evilpineapple-offical @satan-offical @poseidon-offical

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

What is this “yaoi”

[killer-offical]

EVERYONE! give me a hug

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

No

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**well there is a pineapple here**

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

THE SEALED GOD REMAINS STRONG

My true name is beyond you all

I’m an all mighty god

I’ve been sealed in this body

Yet I remain powerful

Me and @the-kiwi-officall have no relationship

**FRUIT YAOI**

OOC: below:3

So uh basic dni

And this is a 4th dimension being sealed in a pineapple

Misleading user I know

Anyway tags of those I wish to bug

@sans-the-skeleconch-offical @no-one-offical @weedleysnumberonefan @evilpineapple-offical @satan-offical @poseidon-offical

[evilpineapple-offical]

There are a lot of pineapples in the officalverse aren’t there

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Yes it’s rather strange…

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Would you like me to cheer you up?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

How would you do such things

[the-kiwi-officall]

well, what do you like?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

You have a humanoid form correct?

[the-kiwi-officall]

..yes..

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I um.,,

Lack proper movement..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..would you like a humaniod form too?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Yes please..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Alright.

He snaps his fingers, and suddenly, you feel your current form float up, before—

..

You now have a humaniod body.

Kiwi tosses you a hand-held mirror.

Like it?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**pine is still short**

**about 4ft tall**

**he has large clothes that a genie may wear all yellow and green**

…

I like this

Hmm

**he looks Up at kiwi**

…

**he lets out an annoyed sigh**

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Kiwi leans down and pats him on the head.

Adorable.

It suits you.

..it's a compliment. Rare from a guy like him.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I-…

Really..

I MEAN YOU DARE SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT TO A GOD?!

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Would you like me to cheer you up?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

How would you do such things

[the-kiwi-officall]

well, what do you like?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

You have a humanoid form correct?

[the-kiwi-officall]

..yes..

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I um.,,

Lack proper movement..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..would you like a humaniod form too?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Yes please..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Alright.

He snaps his fingers, and suddenly, you feel your current form float up, before—

..

You now have a humaniod body.

Kiwi tosses you a hand-held mirror.

Like it?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**pine is still short**

**about 4ft tall**

**he has large clothes that a genie may wear all yellow and green**

…

I like this

Hmm

**he looks Up at kiwi**

…

**he lets out an annoyed sigh**

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Would you like me to cheer you up?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

How would you do such things

[the-kiwi-officall]

well, what do you like?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

You have a humanoid form correct?

[the-kiwi-officall]

..yes..

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I um.,,

Lack proper movement..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..would you like a humaniod form too?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Yes please..

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Would you like me to cheer you up?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

How would you do such things

[the-kiwi-officall]

well, what do you like?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

You have a humanoid form correct?

[the-kiwi-officall]

..yes..

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I um.,,

Lack proper movement..

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Would you like me to cheer you up?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

How would you do such things

[the-kiwi-officall]

well, what do you like?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

You have a humanoid form correct?

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Would you like me to cheer you up?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

How would you do such things

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

Good.

What about you, my friend?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

Fine….

Sealed in a pineapple that’s all

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

If you say so.

..But I do mean it.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

….

I-I

Ahem..

How do you do

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

Of course.

I am merely telling the truth.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotions I feel no emotion I feel no emotion I feel no emotion

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

..

Usually, he'd tease by now..weird.

Thanks.

You're not so bad yourself.

For a pineapple, that is.

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

T-thank you..

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

Well that's not exactly a body, per say.

Still, though.

What brings a pineapple like you 'round here?

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

…

I’m unaware

Im simply here

..

Still for a fruit you do not look…

Horrible..

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD

[the-kiwi-officall]

..hm.

You don't look like a god to me, snack.

<=/

He seems amused

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

I WAS SIMPLY SEALED IN THIS BODY

[the-kiwi-officall]

**there is a pineapple here**

@pineapple-shaped-god-offical

..

Hm?

He gets up, raising a brow at the pineapple.

..hello? <=/

[pineapple-shaped-god-offical]

**a voice booms everywhere but the pineapple**

WHO DARES APPROACH THE SEALED GOD