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listen, all i know is im queer and i like cats. just leave me in peace. she/they. personal blog. ocassionally NSFW, but always tagged as such (#n/sfw or #nsfw). Always open to tag any triggers, as well. Just ask. :) header courtesy of @telnaga

[herotox5]

[professsorlayton]

look at this shit. look. at. this. shit. it has fifteen thousand notes. what does it mean? why does a picture of the pin k panther with a to do lis that makes NO SENSE have fiFTEEN FUCKING NOTES. WHY. my mom could make better posts that this shit. what even. fuck tumblr.

[godguy0001]

looks like someone doesnt know what to do. to do. to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooooooooooo, dodododododo

[great-and-small]

Don’t mind me just thinking about the hole in the middle of the United States where Chipping sparrows refuse to fuck

[great-and-small]

[marine-gifs]

A Norway lobster passes a sea pen. Filmed in Norway. From Wild Skagerrak (2016).

[dialed-in-or-dilly-dallying]

Is this Norway Lobster dialed in or dilly dallying?

Dialed in

Dilly dallying

Voting ended onMay 25

[bogleech]

#she turns heads everywhere she goes

#even the sea pen is entranced by norway lobster

#lobster struts oast with such aura that the humble seapen can’t help but turn and watch

[catchymemes]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

[akindlyowl]

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

[angel-of-the-lorde]

how it feels to enjoy multiple contradictory headcanons for a character

[averagefairy]

I still love this website so much because it feels like the last connection we have to an internet that doesn’t exist anymore like I can come on here and scroll through posts that are literally just funny or beautiful or interesting with no intention to sell me something or influence me we are all just here for a laugh. Nothing is just for laughs anymore EXCEPT tumblr dot com

[goth-queen]

[starryhoundbloo]

Shout out to my mom who explains my transition as "Having a daughterpillar turn into a Boyterfly". It doesn't erase the fact I was an adorable little girl, and also affirms my gender now. I love my mother.

[anphivenas]

i need to get into cars

[dontsaythatillcry]

they have doors which help with this

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[dailycatsblog]

[the-composite-doll]

Wait is that THIS cat?

IT IS

[robotdwarf]

Turns out the scheming eunuch's love for you is genuine

[tikkety-tok]

Harsh, but I accept it I suppose.

[youkoartemis]

[Transcription: Speaker is a blue-eyed older man with dark blond hair that falls down his back, a round face, and a moustache and beard combo with some gray hairs amongst the blond. His voice is deep, and a bit choked up at points.]

“These are my red flags for women:

If she stabs me more than twice.

If she has a concerning amount of ex-husbands who died on their honeymoon, like... [a brief pause for thought] Like four or more.

If Gozer the Gozerian asks me to choose the form of the destructor and then one of my childhood crushes walks through New York City at 300 feet tall, uh, and steps on a church... [takes a breath and pauses for a second] I mean, it’s not the height! It’s not the height. I like a climb. But, like. [another breath] She stepped on a church. Or any building, really, ‘cause. [deep breath followed by a brief pause] Legally they’re not supposed to be able to ask you about that on like your homeowner’s association application, but- but they’ll ask. They’ll look it up.

If she doesn’t exist in the same physical timeline as I am... [several seconds long pause before continuing, sounding distraught] I’m not doing that again.”

[galaxywarp]

Greg Universe.

[cassiopeia-rising]

I love how no one ever tells C-3PO anything

[anxietyproblem]

[incorrectships-and-fandoms]

Obi Wan: What's gone wrong, Anakin ?

Anakin: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.

Obi Wan: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling?

Anakin: Well... There’s a crisis.

[trekkie-dunes]

i love how insane the animators of the clone wars are. like who gave you the right to be so good at painting the most heartbreaking facial expressions on a cartoon? do i look like i want to cry? (i do)