Quite The Savage Cabbage

27 | queer af | welcome to the mess i call my blog✨

[oasisbreakup]

[drumlincountry]

If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

[pineapples-wear-crowns]

this is excellent advice. plants are real, tangible things that are alive. knowing about them genuinely helps your life. telling people your plant facts is informative and beneficial to their lives.

religion has none of these perks

[assignedfaggatbirth]

really covering all your bases there huh

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[swagophile]

I had a dream that Joe Biden kept trying to sneak back into the white house to become the president again and he had a variety of silly disguises like in one he was wearing a big moustache and top hat and introduced himself as Job Iden and tried to sell trump snake oil and trump was super interested until his moustache fell off and then JD vance was like "wait a minute.. that's joe biden!!" amd he was like "welp, gotta run, see ya later jack!" and then all the evil white house staff were shaking their heads cus joe biden almost sneaked into the white house and the newest aid was there and she was like "That was a close call, Mr President" and his new aide was actually kamala harris wearing a big cartoon wig and they were all too distracted by joe biden to notice

[wingdingle]

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[wizzardhat]

[woman-becomer]

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

[interpolationz]

this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr

the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

[lazzarella]

[tredlocity]

rawing people on couches is so hard yet most of my ideas involve that

[tredlocity]

DRAWING

[tredlocity]

I MEANT DRAWING PEOPLE ON COUCHES

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[vacuously-true]

Hey bro would you do me a platonic solid

[galois-groupie]

Sorry, best I can do is a great icosahedron.

[vacuously-true]

Bro. That's. That's a platonic solid, bro.

[ghastmaskzombie]

does this look platonic to you?

[vacuously-true]

Nah, that shape fucks.

[theinfiknight]

Find me any other website with interactions like these

[pixelartpeach]

E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

[pixelartpeach]

Y—o—u—P—e—o—p—l—e—W—i—l—l—R—e—b—l—o—g—A—n—y—t—h—i—n—g

[seven-oh-four]

needs an em-dash at the beginning and/or end, otherwise the first or last letters will be right next to each other

[pixelartpeach]

϶—O—h—T—r—u—e—ϵ

(added clasps)

[pancake-blogging]

϶—F—r—i—e—n—d—s—h—i—p—B—r—a—c—e—l—e—t—ϵ

[too-many-blorbos]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[bees-official]

Cursed amulet necklace that doesnt have a cursed amulet its just the phrase cursed amulet

[sentientballofpeas]

϶—C—U—R—S—E—D—(¤)—A—M—U—L—E—T—ϵ

[pixelartpeach]

϶—T÷h÷a÷t÷s÷A÷G÷o÷o—d—P o

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[ageae]

[unholypsychic]

"Oh, boy! I just got two asks! Whatever could they be!" The humble inbox:

[homunculus-argument]

If I was like the "can't ever spend all that money in one entire life" kind of rich, one thing I'd like to have in my home is a section that's just a 24/7 house party. Perfectly soundproof so the rest of the house isn't bothered by the music blasting, probably a bar with stupidly cheap drinks, I'm not supplying hard drugs but if someone's selling them they're free to do so for as long as they're doing it down-low enough that I can legally pretend that I haven't noticed, and people are just free to come and go as whatever. Access from the House Party Room to the rest of the house is in my use only, and there's one-way mirrors on the walls and high up near the ceiling so that I can watch them from separate rooms as I please.

I'd probably almost never even go there. I'd just enjoy keeping it and watching a rotation of random people just hanging out there like they're my little aquarium fishies.

[transfaguette]

hey kinda messed up that 1st degree burn is the mildest burn but 1st degree murder is the worst murder. they should have collaborated more on that one.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[creature-crow-deactivated202512]

brb trying this

[hyenangel-deactivated20241224]

[blue-the-flyingpyrochef]

[chromegnomes]

[redstonedust]

ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.