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This is Unusalolgist Stanford Pines formally requesting that anyone hearing this message please respond.

[this line of dialouge is repeated a few times]

@mothfanatic

"Friend Stanford! Hi! It's Pinely! I'm eating food at Makeover Buddy's work right now! :D"

Sorry have we met before? Thank you for the kind greeting Pinely! What are you eating?

"I meet lots of people! I have two friend Stanfords! You might be new though. There are lots. I think it's because of Olivers, at least that's what friends tell me. I'm eating chicken and purple chocolate milk!"

If you'd like to have three, I wouldn't mind being your friend! How old are you? You sound rather young. Purple chocolate milk? Fascinating! Does it taste any different from your run of the mill chocolate milk?

"Yay! New friend Stanford! I'm five year old! The purple chocolate milk taste like normal chocolate milk!"

Yay [a mug smashes into the ground. the sound rings through] Ah, you can't see but I was doing celebratory jazz hands!

Five whole years? That's pretty old, not to brag but I'm 30

fascinating.. why is it purple?

"Woah! You're thirty? You must be big grown up like Mr. Bucket!"

"I don't know why it's purple. I'll ask Makeover Buddy for you!"

I am a grown up yes! Mr.Bucket? Is that another friend of yours?

please do! Thank you very much!

"Mr. Bucket is a grandpa with big long hair and silly accent! I think his name is Omenig Bucket, at least that's what he say. He help me build space motorcycle!"

"Okay I ask Makeover Buddy and she say it's actually chocolate milk juice and it comes from fruit called [INCOMPREHENSIBLE GIBBERISH] but she calls it chocolike!"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[She returns once she's made sure everything is paid for and she's attended to other customers around.]

... Pinely, even without the deer, you paid ten times as much as your meal is worth. I can use that to pay for the cheese stick and milkshake from another place later, and still have enough to buy fabric to make dresses again and... Well, it's a lot for me. Not sure what to do with the deer, but... They're my responsibility now too, yeah? I'll make sure they're happy.

"Oh okay! I was scared I didn't give enough moneys. You should make dresses for people! They might giveyou moneys for it!"

[She smiles.]

... That would be nice, wouldn't it? ... I would have to ask Pyronica if I could use her sewing machine for that, though. I can't imagine she'd want me starting a business with her stuff without asking... Needle and thread might be good when working with harder materials I don't want to break the sewing machine with but...

[She blinks.]

... Thank you very much, Pinely. How about I ask my boss if I can leave early and we can go pick up some grub?

"Okay! That sound fun! If you can't leave I'll wait for you though."

Alright, I'll be right over as soon as I can. I'll keep an eye out for you if I can't leave.

[She walks back to the kitchen and to her manager.]

[... After a while she returns, though.]

... Boss says I have to stay until those other two triangles leave, in case they destroy the place.

"Oh okay! Don't worry, another friend is here right now! He keep an eye out too probably! :D"

[She blinks.]

... Ah, alright. Can I ask who your friend is?

"He's friend who call me dad!"

[...That. Didn't help. At all.]

[Another blink, though this one is slow.]

... Okay.

"Why is purple chocolate milk purple? It's yummy and a silly color!"

Well, that's because it isn't chocolate milk, but another dimension's equivalent. It has the same flavor, but it's made of a fruit whose name I cannot pronounce properly for the life of me. I call it chocolike though. That's nowhere near the proper name, but... It's juice, but with the same flavor and texture as chocolate milk.

"Ooooo! So it's chocolate milk juice! : D"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[She returns once she's made sure everything is paid for and she's attended to other customers around.]

... Pinely, even without the deer, you paid ten times as much as your meal is worth. I can use that to pay for the cheese stick and milkshake from another place later, and still have enough to buy fabric to make dresses again and... Well, it's a lot for me. Not sure what to do with the deer, but... They're my responsibility now too, yeah? I'll make sure they're happy.

"Oh okay! I was scared I didn't give enough moneys. You should make dresses for people! They might giveyou moneys for it!"

[She smiles.]

... That would be nice, wouldn't it? ... I would have to ask Pyronica if I could use her sewing machine for that, though. I can't imagine she'd want me starting a business with her stuff without asking... Needle and thread might be good when working with harder materials I don't want to break the sewing machine with but...

[She blinks.]

... Thank you very much, Pinely. How about I ask my boss if I can leave early and we can go pick up some grub?

"Okay! That sound fun! If you can't leave I'll wait for you though."

Alright, I'll be right over as soon as I can. I'll keep an eye out for you if I can't leave.

[She walks back to the kitchen and to her manager.]

[... After a while she returns, though.]

... Boss says I have to stay until those other two triangles leave, in case they destroy the place.

"Oh okay! Don't worry, another friend is here right now! He keep an eye out too probably! :D"

[She blinks.]

... Ah, alright. Can I ask who your friend is?

"He's friend who call me dad!"

[...That. Didn't help. At all.]

[Another blink, though this one is slow.]

... Okay.

"Why is purple chocolate milk purple? It's yummy and a silly color!"

This is Unusalolgist Stanford Pines formally requesting that anyone hearing this message please respond.

[this line of dialouge is repeated a few times]

@mothfanatic

"Friend Stanford! Hi! It's Pinely! I'm eating food at Makeover Buddy's work right now! :D"

Sorry have we met before? Thank you for the kind greeting Pinely! What are you eating?

"I meet lots of people! I have two friend Stanfords! You might be new though. There are lots. I think it's because of Olivers, at least that's what friends tell me. I'm eating chicken and purple chocolate milk!"

If you'd like to have three, I wouldn't mind being your friend! How old are you? You sound rather young. Purple chocolate milk? Fascinating! Does it taste any different from your run of the mill chocolate milk?

"Yay! New friend Stanford! I'm five year old! The purple chocolate milk taste like normal chocolate milk!"

Yay [a mug smashes into the ground. the sound rings through] Ah, you can't see but I was doing celebratory jazz hands!

Five whole years? That's pretty old, not to brag but I'm 30

fascinating.. why is it purple?

"Woah! You're thirty? You must be big grown up like Mr. Bucket!"

"I don't know why it's purple. I'll ask Makeover Buddy for you!"

This is Unusalolgist Stanford Pines formally requesting that anyone hearing this message please respond.

[this line of dialouge is repeated a few times]

@mothfanatic

"Friend Stanford! Hi! It's Pinely! I'm eating food at Makeover Buddy's work right now! :D"

Sorry have we met before? Thank you for the kind greeting Pinely! What are you eating?

"I meet lots of people! I have two friend Stanfords! You might be new though. There are lots. I think it's because of Olivers, at least that's what friends tell me. I'm eating chicken and purple chocolate milk!"

If you'd like to have three, I wouldn't mind being your friend! How old are you? You sound rather young. Purple chocolate milk? Fascinating! Does it taste any different from your run of the mill chocolate milk?

"Yay! New friend Stanford! I'm five year old! The purple chocolate milk taste like normal chocolate milk!"

This is Unusalolgist Stanford Pines formally requesting that anyone hearing this message please respond.

[this line of dialouge is repeated a few times]

@mothfanatic

"Friend Stanford! Hi! It's Pinely! I'm eating food at Makeover Buddy's work right now! :D"

Sorry have we met before? Thank you for the kind greeting Pinely! What are you eating?

#euclid cipher #gravity falls #pinely #stanford pines

"I meet lots of people! I have two friend Stanfords! You might be new though. There are lots. I think it's because of Olivers, at least that's what friends tell me. I'm eating chicken and purple chocolate milk!"

This is Unusalolgist Stanford Pines formally requesting that anyone hearing this message please respond.

[this line of dialouge is repeated a few times]

@mothfanatic

"Friend Stanford! Hi! It's Pinely! I'm eating food at Makeover Buddy's work right now! :D"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[She returns once she's made sure everything is paid for and she's attended to other customers around.]

... Pinely, even without the deer, you paid ten times as much as your meal is worth. I can use that to pay for the cheese stick and milkshake from another place later, and still have enough to buy fabric to make dresses again and... Well, it's a lot for me. Not sure what to do with the deer, but... They're my responsibility now too, yeah? I'll make sure they're happy.

"Oh okay! I was scared I didn't give enough moneys. You should make dresses for people! They might giveyou moneys for it!"

[She smiles.]

... That would be nice, wouldn't it? ... I would have to ask Pyronica if I could use her sewing machine for that, though. I can't imagine she'd want me starting a business with her stuff without asking... Needle and thread might be good when working with harder materials I don't want to break the sewing machine with but...

[She blinks.]

... Thank you very much, Pinely. How about I ask my boss if I can leave early and we can go pick up some grub?

"Okay! That sound fun! If you can't leave I'll wait for you though."

Alright, I'll be right over as soon as I can. I'll keep an eye out for you if I can't leave.

[She walks back to the kitchen and to her manager.]

[... After a while she returns, though.]

... Boss says I have to stay until those other two triangles leave, in case they destroy the place.

"Oh okay! Don't worry, another friend is here right now! He keep an eye out too probably! :D"

[She blinks.]

... Ah, alright. Can I ask who your friend is?

"He's friend who call me dad!"

[...That. Didn't help. At all.]

[PINELY notices NESTER sitting at the bar. He smiles and waves, trying to get his attention.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

*he glances over and his eye briefly widens in fear before he recognizes Pinely and starts smiling*

HI, TINY NICE DAD!!!! (-(

"Hi friend who call me dad! I got chicken and purple chocolate milk! : D"

THAT SOUNDS TASTY!! (-(

i got tea and fries.

"Ooo! Yummy! I gave Makeover Buddy moneys and deer for the food but she actually only wanted moneys but I gave her a lot of moneys so it's all good : )"

HEHEHEHEH!!! I PROMISED TO ROB A NEARBY BANK TO GET A WHOLE LOTTA MONEYS FOR THIS BUT THEY WANTED TO BE PAID NOW!!

"Don't worry! I have some moneys if you need it! I also made motorcycle and ride it here! :D"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[She returns once she's made sure everything is paid for and she's attended to other customers around.]

... Pinely, even without the deer, you paid ten times as much as your meal is worth. I can use that to pay for the cheese stick and milkshake from another place later, and still have enough to buy fabric to make dresses again and... Well, it's a lot for me. Not sure what to do with the deer, but... They're my responsibility now too, yeah? I'll make sure they're happy.

"Oh okay! I was scared I didn't give enough moneys. You should make dresses for people! They might giveyou moneys for it!"

[She smiles.]

... That would be nice, wouldn't it? ... I would have to ask Pyronica if I could use her sewing machine for that, though. I can't imagine she'd want me starting a business with her stuff without asking... Needle and thread might be good when working with harder materials I don't want to break the sewing machine with but...

[She blinks.]

... Thank you very much, Pinely. How about I ask my boss if I can leave early and we can go pick up some grub?

"Okay! That sound fun! If you can't leave I'll wait for you though."

Alright, I'll be right over as soon as I can. I'll keep an eye out for you if I can't leave.

[She walks back to the kitchen and to her manager.]

[... After a while she returns, though.]

... Boss says I have to stay until those other two triangles leave, in case they destroy the place.

"Oh okay! Don't worry, another friend is here right now! He keep an eye out too probably! :D"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[She returns once she's made sure everything is paid for and she's attended to other customers around.]

... Pinely, even without the deer, you paid ten times as much as your meal is worth. I can use that to pay for the cheese stick and milkshake from another place later, and still have enough to buy fabric to make dresses again and... Well, it's a lot for me. Not sure what to do with the deer, but... They're my responsibility now too, yeah? I'll make sure they're happy.

"Oh okay! I was scared I didn't give enough moneys. You should make dresses for people! They might giveyou moneys for it!"

[She smiles.]

... That would be nice, wouldn't it? ... I would have to ask Pyronica if I could use her sewing machine for that, though. I can't imagine she'd want me starting a business with her stuff without asking... Needle and thread might be good when working with harder materials I don't want to break the sewing machine with but...

[She blinks.]

... Thank you very much, Pinely. How about I ask my boss if I can leave early and we can go pick up some grub?

"Okay! That sound fun! If you can't leave I'll wait for you though."

[PINELY notices NESTER sitting at the bar. He smiles and waves, trying to get his attention.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

*he glances over and his eye briefly widens in fear before he recognizes Pinely and starts smiling*

HI, TINY NICE DAD!!!! (-(

"Hi friend who call me dad! I got chicken and purple chocolate milk! : D"

THAT SOUNDS TASTY!! (-(

i got tea and fries.

"Ooo! Yummy! I gave Makeover Buddy moneys and deer for the food but she actually only wanted moneys but I gave her a lot of moneys so it's all good : )"

[PINELY notices NESTER sitting at the bar. He smiles and waves, trying to get his attention.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

*he glances over and his eye briefly widens in fear before he recognizes Pinely and starts smiling*

HI, TINY NICE DAD!!!! (-(

"Hi friend who call me dad! I got chicken and purple chocolate milk! : D"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[She returns once she's made sure everything is paid for and she's attended to other customers around.]

... Pinely, even without the deer, you paid ten times as much as your meal is worth. I can use that to pay for the cheese stick and milkshake from another place later, and still have enough to buy fabric to make dresses again and... Well, it's a lot for me. Not sure what to do with the deer, but... They're my responsibility now too, yeah? I'll make sure they're happy.

"Oh okay! I was scared I didn't give enough moneys. You should make dresses for people! They might giveyou moneys for it!"

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.

"I'm sure! I pay right now!"

[PINELY takes off his hat and rummages through it, before pulling out ten bucks—that is to say, male deer—and a wad of cash that adds up to around a hundred dollars. WHAT???]

[A-anyways, he hands the money to VALERIE.]

"Here is extra money! I think it's called tip?"

[Her face is filled with shock.]

... I- I meant ten bucks as in ten dollars, but...

[She sighs.]

... Thank you for the tip, Pinely. You have no idea how much that helps me out.

[She gathers the deer into her own hat and walks to the register to turn in the proper amount Pinely meant to pay. She just owns 10 bucks now...]

"Oh... I'm sorry, I didn't know... I hope it's enough money..."

[There's the sound of what seems to be a motorcycle outside of O'Sadley's. A few minutes later, PINELY comes trotting in, using their cane for balance. He sits at the bar, kicking his feet happily.]

(@pinelittle-guy)

[The bartender looks confused, but she swoops in and picks up Pinely in a panic, plate of fries in her other arm.]

PINELY!!! What are you doing here?! This is-! ... Look, it's great to see you, but I think you should sit at a table, okay?

[PINELY is taken by surprise when picked up, but once she notices it's AA, she smiles.]

"Hi makeover buddy! I made motorcycle and decided to get food! Are you getting food too? Why can't I sit in the tall chair, though? The tall chairs are fun. They make me feel tall!"

[She sighs. Okay, hopefully the truth works.]

... Pinely, this is a bar. It's a place where people get alcohol, which isn't safe for you to drink because you're too young and it could permanently damage your brain. We do have small snacks, but... I'm in the middle of my shift. I work here. And, unfortunately, I can't allow you to have anything alcoholic. I can make sure you have snacks and safe drinks, though. Like water. Or maybe lemonade? ... The problem is, that seat is for people who are going here almost exclusively for the alcoholic drinks.

... So the motorcycle was yours, huh? ... Aren't you a bit young to be driving around the multiverse alone, bud? I'm impressed, truly, but what if something happened to you? ... I know I'm worrying a bit much, but...

[PINELY nods, seeming to understand.]

"Ohhhhhhhhhh. Okay! I'm not drinking owl call. I want mozzarella cheese sticks and a chocolate milkshake!"

"Don't worry, it's me size! And it has a self-stabilizing system and seatbelt!"

... I don't think we serve those here, but I can take you to a different place to buy you some when I'm free, okay?

... That's good, but... What about if you crash? Or, somebody crashes into you?

"Oh. Okay!"

"I got license :)"

[...He. He pulls out a driver's license. HOW DOES PINELY HAVE A DRIVER'S LICENSE???]

[She blinks.]

... You'd be too young to get that in most dimensions... But, okay. I trust you.

... How about I get you some wings? They're from... Well, the closest thing you'd know is a chicken. Tastes about the same too. And... Well, we don't have milkshakes, but I could probably find something similar to chocolate milk. I'll still get you what you wanted when I can go home though. Alright?

[She walks to an empty table and carefully places Pinely in one of the chairs.]

"Ooo! Chicken and chocolate milk! Yes please! : D"

[PINELY swings their feet happily once placed in the chair.]

[She sighs in relief, adjusting her uniform.]

... Alright, I'll get that for you. Remember, if somebody tries to take you away without asking, you have permission to kill.

[She walks to the kitchen, attending to other customers along the way, before finally returning after a while with a plate of wings and a cup of... It looks like some sort of purple drink, but it does genuinely taste like chocolate milk.]

"Okay! I will!"

[PINELY waits patiently, playing a game with cookie characters as she does so. Once VALERIE returns, they smile up at her, taking a sip of their purple chocolate milk.]

"Yay! Thank you, makeover buddy! : D"

Any time, Pinely! Don't worry about paying, I've got it covered.

[She smiles back. Best friend...]

"Don't worry, I have money! I can pay!"

... Are you sure? It'd be about 10 bucks by now I think...

"Yeah! I have some bucks!"

[She sighs.]

... Okay, alright. As long as you're sure.