rad or na

i'm nikki i'm 16 and i'm from nyc

[cakejam]

[frankocean]

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

[dashingthroughitall-deactivated]

[dutchster]

i like christmas underwear because it makes my butt look like a present you have to unwrap

[andrewbelami]

[presidentjoey-deactivated201902]

I’ve liked like 9 of your selfies how do you not get this

[rivendellcustomersupport-deacti]

this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man

[ashnroses-deactivated20191223]

how did you get in there.

[gaysformothman]

how did you get out of there

[mashallahmangoes-deactivated201]

IM CRYING

[artifuls]

'yeah, my mama she told me “don't worry about your size” '

'she says, “boys like a little more booty to hold at night”'

[yodiscrepo]

[vanillish-deactivated20211102]

ok but consider this

who cares

[8168708]

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

dont you dare talk shit about Shark Tale who the fuck even are you

[sadnegro]

[kuxco-deactivated20140828]

*throws apple into hospital* *doctors hiss and scurry away from it*

[kenyamoore]

When someone disses you thinking they’re funny

[earthnation]

friend: why do u swallow? isn’t it salty??? me: i crave that mineral

[eggsoskeleton]

*looks in a mirror* you again