*confused barking*

She/Her 22 ⛧

[temptress-in-a-teacup-deactivat]

just doin the fuckin most all the time

[dreambluntrotator]

he is sooooooo happy to be a mess

[flowersondisplay]

x-files au where samantha mulder's brother was abducted by aliens when she was young and she's dedicated her life to the supernatural because of it. not long after she's begun working on the x-files, the bureau assigns her a partner by the name of dana scully, and the two get along swimmingly, quick-witted and determined. when they finally find fox mulder, scully takes it upon herself to help him acclimate to a world he's been removed from for nearly 20 years, only for the two to fall madly in love in the process.

[psychicpinenut]

recommending the x files to people is like yeah this is one of the most influential pieces of television created, it's the best and also one of the worst things you'll ever see. are there aliens? you'll never know. are mulder and scully lovers? worse. what do bees have to do with this? everything.

[psychicpinenut]

this is frying me

[symptomesper]

And one of the best episodes has a young Jack Black in it before he started doing that “Jack Black” thing he does now.

[absolutelyspockedtohearthat]

Truly the horniest life or death medical check

[scullockhart]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[dragons-locator]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year.

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

also, happy 12 years of Spiders Georg (as of yesterday). Schedule this post for next year

[dragons-locator]

Happy 13 years of Spiders Georg

[wearewatcher]

DEVASTATING: today ryan and shane found out they aren’t really friends

[plastiboo]

[butchmary]

jaw fucking drop everybody look at this tiktok

[incorrectlyspn]

it's been half a decade AND I STILL CAN'T MOVE ON

[that-bird-lady]

"You think we're together in every universe?" Elias to those murder pipes probably

[urmomslonelycryptid69]

Soulmates in every universe

[karakuliiii-art-dump]

This was part of a bigger animation, but it's been years and i haven't finished it, so take this haha

[1percentcharge]

wrote this in my notes app because I was on a flight and didn’t have wifi and then forgot about it

[witchful-thinking-22]

Lonelyeyes is that you?

[edettethegreat]

rip magnus archives crew but I'm built different. if my boss was literally all-knowing and couldn't fire me, I'd be in his office all day asking him questions about everything. I wouldn't use google anymore. I'd be like "what's the rarest kind of tree frog" and he'd be like "shut up please shut up" but he'd tell me the answer every time.

and then I'd go home and immediately call him and be like "hey elias I forgot what time I put the burekas in the oven, how much longer should I leave them in"

and he'd be like "I hate you so much. you put them in 12:42. they should come out at 1:12"

[vie-of-the-void]

tma au where everything is exactly the same except the only stationary available in the institute is this motherfucker

[onefleshhalfend-deactivated2025]

walkable cities are such a terrible idea when you think about them for literally any longer than a single second. more steps = more cracks = more mothers’ backs broken. simple fucking math. if you wanted your mom’s back blown out so bad you could’ve just called me

[kaijuno]

[lokisuggestion]

stop posting my chemical romance?

Suck my balls and taint from the back?