clever as the devil and twice as pretty

mariah. 19. chicago. likes pink, stays black. instagram: littlemissmarsx

[dankmemeuniversity]

[the-cetacean]

They Count on You: Special Deliveries (Shedd Aquarium)

[whiteyoda]

[kermitlesbian]

my last three braincells attempting to communicate

[sailorbrazil]

my two brain cells communicating

[heckifiknowcomics]

One from the archives… 

[bonerfart]

there are only two genders

[parksandrex]

“mama a girl behind you” 🤣🤣😭💀💀

[setheverman]

Ideal number of teeth?

as many as i can get my hands on

[trombonechurchill]

[real-kit-walker]

We really are fucked I mean ww3 could break out any day and we’d all be like ”this is so sad alexa play despacito”

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle

[saturniidace]

Does everyone just inexplicably know this

[30minutememes]

[deathbypcy]

person: it was a little mistake! don’t beat yourself up about it

me:

[chandlers-posts-deactivated2023]

My boyfriend’s trying to flirt and my ass is trying to die

[urlcritic-deactivated20210505]

i’d rather eat a salad than go to school 

[madturbating-deactivated2013082]

today in theater someone asked my friend if he was pro gay and he was like “im not pro gay but im not amateur gay either”

[drowzylove-deactivated20180630]

my two moods are:

- glitter - death