just fyi

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then came the dick pic, and after he asked “are you interested?” came my no.

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from a stranger. over instagram. that's right.

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whatever he answers will make me laugh

[positive-affirmation]

[twloha]

You’re doing your best. Keep going.

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name jokes

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cheese jokes

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how NOT to win me over

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so as primary photos we are doing blackface now. immediate left swipe.

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I hate men. please text him and tell him so.

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and now I'm taking my mannequin to meet him. this can't go poorly. #botlyf #tinderdreams

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you tricked my number out of me but I've never replied. in months. is asking for sex really the next logical step?? #datinghell

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i wrote her response. for when a jackass tries to insult you but undermines it with his own stupidity.

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#bumble #datingdisasters #lies #etc

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seriously. #okstupid #highbar #literally

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that turned rather quickly.