Delicious Short Stuff

Human, of a certain age, not always literal, a little more sun and rainbow when caffeine-filled. Unless clearly specified with the tag #hey it’s me, I don't own any content posted here; if you do and don't want it here, write me including the secret password and it'll be removed. All kind of things are going to be here, including NSFW posts, so don't scroll this during working hours, you may get fired. Warning: sarcasm & cats.

[pint-sizedcupcake]

I realized that my Read before approaching page is not easily reachable when using the mobile version of Tumblr so I solved this for you all!

Want to chat with me? Sure, I'd be happy to!

Just spend two minutes to read this first.

[awwcutepets]

[guriamanhosa]

[jen75jen]

[moseby]

I need boy advice help!

kill him

[recklesslyinfatuated]

[andrafantino]

[autisticjoy]

i hate hate HATE being an angry crier because NO i am NOT upset or sad or trying to garner sympathy i’m PISSED THE FUCK OFF

[pint-sizedcupcake]

And when I start crying during an argument, the other part just assumes I'm admitting I'm wrong. Fuck no, I'm not.

[blu-lifestyle]

[unleashedgent]

[dreamilypurpleoutcast]

[pint-sizedcupcake]

Louder, for the ones in the back.

[memewhore]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

[ilprofessoredilingue]

Vorrei che qualcuno mi cucinasse la cena

[pint-sizedcupcake]

E che poi lavasse anche i piatti.

[ink-pedia]

[coltre]

Kirsten Varley for Rankin

[2020survivor-deactivated2022022]

[recklesslyinfatuated]

I have no idea what this is or why he is doing it, but I get the distinct impression that dog is thinking: oh, yikes, here we bloody go again, Marco‘s off his meds.

[pint-sizedcupcake]

Yeah.

Meet Mr. Gianluca Vacchi. An entrepreneur, social media personality, author, DJ....you name it.

Basically someone with waaaaaay too much money who likes to delight the world with glimpses of his lavish lifestyle. Let's see, we have private jets, yachts, fast cars, an hippo....

He regularly post videos of him dancing like that, usually less clothed, because he's eccentric (and, surely less important, because it is a good marketing strategy to strengthen his brand).

His Instagram page is indeed.....entertaining...

[drkhuntress]

[pint-sizedcupcake]

What the heck happened to all the others!?!?!?