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Stretch your dollar far enough, and you will eventually teabag yourself.

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Musical instruments for those who don’t carrot all about how stupid they look.

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Baja bustiers, as in:BAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Source: etsy.com via melanie on Pinterest

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These boots were made for......being pants?

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Source: awomanandhershoes.com via Rowena on Pinterest

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First life lesson, son: second place is First Loser.

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Source: lindseypotter.com via Kelsey on Pinterest

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Penis pumps.

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Source: gotvirtual.net via Thatchstar on Pinterest

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“Clothes with Character,” if by “character” you mean someone trying to seduce husbands in an old west saloon.

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Source: badkittyexoticwear.com via Brandi on Pinterest

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Your dandelion wall sticker makes me feel three inches tall and sneezy.

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Source: wallstickerdeal.com via Gwen Howell on Pinterest

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Human tooth ring. Because even serial killers need bling.

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Source: etsy.com via Erika on Pinterest

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Toe tea? Totally.

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Source: beautylish.com via Tricia on Pinterest

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King of the Zoos?

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Source: google.com via Lorna on Pinterest

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Never too young to start learning your role in the patriarchy.

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Source: etsy.com via Tamra on Pinterest

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Oh look, a necklace made out of everything under the seats of my minivan.

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Source: meggomania.blogspot.com via Stacy on Pinterest

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...Valiant as he was in his crocheted archer’s helmet, the young prince was not suited to survive any castle assault, or third grade, for that matter....

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Source: Uploaded by user via Joeyanna on Pinterest

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Juice wallet. For tacky mommies to collect sticky pennies.

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Source: unconsumption.tumblr.com via Anna on Pinterest

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Deep-fried eyelashes. Crispedy-crunchy good!

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Source: beadslaceandshoes.onsugar.com via Alexsas on Pinterest

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Just Wh-eye??

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Source: weheartit.com via Amalin on Pinterest