Someone: Moblit, why are you wet?
Moblit: *just got out of an encounter with the Polycule™️ where Erwin, Miche, and Hange were licking him, while Levi gently brushed him with a wet rag*
Moblit: It was raining.
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Someone: Moblit, why are you wet?
Moblit: *just got out of an encounter with the Polycule™️ where Erwin, Miche, and Hange were licking him, while Levi gently brushed him with a wet rag*
Moblit: It was raining.
this is your reminder to go support local and by that i mean go buy a book at the independant bookstore go buy a book for um the economy
the fire.........bells
Pov you walk into your kitchen at *checks watch* nearly 2 am. You see your roommate, whom you rarely see or talk to, creeping around the kitchen, perhaps baking, going off of the ingredients on the counter. You see them muttering, no wait, singing softly under their breath, in what appears to be a bad french accent. It's hard to make out what they are saying, but you listen carefully as they lower their tray into the oven, hmm mhmhm hmhm mh a spoonfull of flour~ mmmh hmmhm hm hmm hm hmm hmmm, batter not stickkkk~ You slowly realize it sounds like the Mary Poppins song, but the words are all wrong. Then you properly put together what they are singing.
Your roommate is singing;
Just a spoonful of flour helps ze batter not stick, ze batter not stiiiiick, ze batter not stick
Oh just a spoonful of flour helps ze batter not stick, in ze most delightful vayyyyy
A crude parody of the Just a Spoonful of Sugar song from the Mary Poppins movie, inspired by Jacques Torres, the pastry chef from the TV show Nailed It, and his tips on getting your cake to not stick to the pan.
Flwrn Fucvk!
ArtFight Attack | Kirsu
Kirsu by @carelessapples
Had fun drawing them! Don’t think I got the slightly turned away pose exactly right…but I tried haha. Also made a custom brush for the cloth pattern, and that took a while lol
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