“Get in the car faggot, we’re going for a ride. And put the fuckin’ window up you’re wasting my smoke”
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@pipeslave
“Get in the car faggot, we’re going for a ride. And put the fuckin’ window up you’re wasting my smoke”
“Ha ha told yu we could make him into a mindless fucking pipe pig.”
“Yeah worship that pipe, breath it in.”
“That’s the best smoke in town”
The triplets love their younger brother, Paul; they love to bully him and fuck him up - because they can, because he’s a wimp.
Today they celebrate Paul’s Birthday with some stogies. And as the wimp is now old enough to smoke, his loving bros buy him a pipe, maybe it will make him more of a man!
The ungrateful wimp doesn’t like smoking. He even whines about not wanting to smoke. Ungrateful shit!
So his loving bros add a second pipe to teach the wimp a lesson.
And as an extra special treat they buy the faggot a pink plastic house coat to wear when he cleans their trailers….
Even with his new pipes Paul will never be a man, his bros will see to that!
“That’s it Brad show the men that you can smoke like a real man, wouldn’t want them to think you’re a fag would you? Smoke it, smoke all of it.”
“Of course we already know you are a fag, a pathetic fag wimp, so when you’ve done with the stogie you’ll be sucking on our fat sticks and then we’ll get you another big pipe to suck on wimp.”
“Hey good to see you fag. I’ve got something for you. Yeah, that’s a good fag. Now meet me outside so you can finish the whole fuckin’ stogie as me and my mates fuck you up some more…”
Accept the hierarchy.
“Now you can stop fucking around with that rag and start licking em like a good little little beta boi”
“Yeah, you want to be like me don’t you bro?“
Cotton gets over excited. he believes cleanliness is next to Godliness and end up over cleaning both barrels.
I’m not a fan of guns. But I’d polish his weapon
Alpha men celebrate with a stogie after they fuck up a fag.
“Yeah, that’s it put your stogie down and come an suck on these big sticks. Cigars are fo real men”
Every real man needs a cigar bitch!
Thanks Sir. I too have been subjected to smoke torture just like this as I should be.
Cigar alpha bros get hard when smoking cigars with their non-smoking buddies.
Noah didn’t know why his boss had taken a dislike to him. Nor why he suddenly insisted he wear tight black rubber overalls that made him sweat. Nor why he demanded he smoke at work, and a fucking pipe, a big one. But he’d made it pretty clear that if Noah wanted to keep his job he’d do it. And there would be more things he’d have to submit to later. Noah needed this job and the boss knew it!
“Lick it fag, every last fuckin’ inch.”
“Yeah, just relax, I break in all the new recuits.