Online Wares for Cheap!

"Hey... hey you. You're sick of paying top dollar for the latest shit, right? Come on into Pirachu's Wares, where we've got all the roms and hacks you could want!" Pirachu from the Neptunia series. Back from the dead. Written by Shu.

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「ヤマト」 by スギモト | Twitter

๑ Permission to reprint was given by the artist ✔.

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[pirachuu]

"... my 'Emergency Travel Kit' is missing. This isn't good... in case of an emergency, I'll be completely unprepared."

[pirachuu]

Pirachu we'd have given you The Best Pirate award of 2025 but somehow Expedition 33 won it instead.

"If Expedition 33 is so great why haven't they made an Expedition 34? Check and Mate, chu."

[pirachuu]

"Market Share is stored in the Balls, chu."

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"Burnout is a pain like no other. There is nothing quite like the listlessness of having had interest... and not having the energy to continue.

The emptiness from burnout has left me in despair.......

"........... is it possible to feel burnout from despair? I don't feel like my heart is in it anymore..."

[pirachuu]

"Eat shit and die! Take this!

TEXAS CLOVER HOLD!

Chu!"

[pirachuu]

"COME BUY YOUR DAMN GAMES NEXT WEEK OR SOMETHING! IT'S COLD TODAY, CHU!!!!"

[pirachuu]

"Erm. New student... Pirachu-san? How old exactly did you say you were....?"

"19, chu."

"... right."

[expired-nep-bull]

           ☆HDD Goddesses Appear!☆

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[pirachuu]

*Throws a weighted blanket, heated blanket, duvet, and body pillow with Compa cover at him*

Stay warm, dammit.

Can't have you turn into an ice cube; otherwise, Iris Heart will have fun breaking you.

"Trust me, she has enough fun stomping me into paste regardless. But I appreciate the sentiment, chu. I'll try not to die out there."

[pirachuu]

"IT'S COLD, CHU!"

[pirachuu]

"Select games, 50% off today only! I know I'm a real ass but sometimes I like to give back, chu!"

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POV: Its 2007 and you're finally getting a Nintendo GameCube