Princess Piss Pants

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[piss-covered-princess]

Intro Post (DMs Closed)

Hi, and welcome to my blog! Minors and ageless blogs dni because I will block you if I catch you.

You can call me Princess or any other pet name you deem fit for me :) my pronouns are she/her

Feel free to ask me anything, send me hold demands, command me to drink water or anything.

Things you can send me and that I'm into: - hold/drink commands - fantasies (piss-related or otherwise) - rape threats - nudes or wtv

NOT ALLOWED - scat/vomit/etc - minors - requesting photos of me

[piss-covered-princess]

I discovered today that I am not a size queen. Also my hatred of men has been solidified.

I went on a tinder hookup today because momma needs some DIYUCK, but the experience was literally -1000000000/10.

First offense, he puts on White Chicks. Now, White Chicks is a fantastic movie and always makes me giggle and chuckle, but it is not a movie I would like to have sex to.

Second offense? Making out with my nose. All tongue. It would have been bad enough in my mouth, but he’s slurping all up on my nose thinking he had my lips? Unsure, didn’t want to ask.

Third offense was his silence. Not one moan, not one groan, not even a simple “god you’re so beautiful.” NOTHING. Just stripped and stared at me for me to do the same.

Fourth offense was a lack of foreplay. He had me suck him off. Points for not being a head pusher because I have a horrible gag reflex and WILL vomit, and if a man holds my head down I’m biting. Desperately thrusting into my face is allowed, but I need to be able to have free rein to move my head. He didn’t eat me out. There was no fingering, not even a gentle caress on my body. Anyone who has fucked me knows I am baseline kinda damp at all times and generally ready to fuck at any given moment, but his lack of appreciation for my body or even my BUSH had me appalled and dry as a bone.

The fifth offense was shoving me on my back and trying to shove it in. He was so big it didn’t go in. I’m like 99% sure that if I was wet or even PREPPED WITH FINGERS, we wouldn’t have had a problem. He tried like 4 different positions. Nothing. Because I was DRY and NOT HAVING FUN, and IRRITATED.

It hurt. Badly. I was legit gritting my teeth for the 10 minutes he was tryna jam into my sweet tight little hole, then eventually pushed him off me and told him to finger me a bit. He did for legit 30 seconds. I wasn’t even wet to my full potential before he went back to shoving into me. Mind you, only made I think the tip in from FORCING HIS COCK into me. I may have a bit of a rape kink, but this was just egregious behavior.

I finally pushed him off me and was like “yeah I’m not doing this. You’re too big and also suck.” And I pulled my clothes on, shoved my panties into my pocket and my bra into my purse, and left.

I got home and was scared to piss because I swear I felt something rip in me. And I was right. I tried to pee upon coming home and it’s fucking AGONY. So now I basically HAVE to do holds because urinating is genuine fucking agony and fire and it hurts even more to wipe after. I fucking bled. I’m bleeding from this fuckass man.

[piss-covered-princess]

Dream date is being taken to a cabin in the mountains with no neighbors for miles and just being a pretty little plaything for a week. I’m not allowed to wear clothes so I can be accessed easily at any time. Lounging at the creek? Suddenly you’re pulling my hips up and pushing inside me because I just looked so good laid out in the grass.

Trying to make dinner in nothing but a skimpy little apron when you come up behind me groping my boobs with one hand and shoving your fingers inside me with the other, but if I mess up dinner I’ll be strapped to a vibrator and my mouth or thighs used thoroughly without being inside me until you think I’ve learned my lesson.

Waking up to you inside me telling me how wet and tight and warm I am and how lucky I am to be with someone who knows exactly how to treat such a stupid little thing like myself and how to take care of me, and you make me thank you for this trip and tell you how good you are to me. If I’m good maybe you’ll let me join you in the shower to be used just as I should be instead of waiting my turn to shower after you.

[piss-covered-princess]

Yet you don’t answer my message pretty pup.

How hard do I need to bite to convince you to answer me?

- ✨

Though I talk a big game on tumblr about being a horny slut, when it comes time to actually be one I am shy and a coward and unfortunately it translates over to DMs.

Seriously guys I can’t even do hookups because I sit on the edge of the bed and wait for the other person to initiate because I am a wimp through and through

[piss-covered-princess]

Don’t be scared bbygirl, I only bite a little

- ✨

This is like a dog hearing its favorite words

[piss-covered-princess]

I’m thinking of posting my body on here just once as a treat for yall but unfortunately like 3-5 people I know irl follow this acct but they don’t know it’s me. And I also have a very specific body to those who know me and some very specific tattoos.

[realbreed]

I've noticed in a lot of video clips that when cocks are cumming inside a pussy, sometimes they're only doing it with just the tip in or barely the full length.

This is wrong.

When you cum, you're supposed to shove in as deeply as you can. When you feel that change in your genitals/pelvis that tells you your orgasm is close you start shoving in and grinding. Take smaller strokes in and out of their pussy, pushing your pelvis up against theirs. Let your scrotum rest up against them and tell yourself to let go, to cum freely. Don't resist.

When you finally feel it happening and you know you're about to shoot push in as hard as you can. Don't worry about feeling any resistance. That might just be their cervix. Release right up against it and hold your body in place while your cock flexes and spurts, emptying yourself inside them.

If you feel them pushing back or squeezing your cock out that might be them cumming also! Resist and stay inside.

After you finish each throb and spurt, stay inside. Hold your tip in deeply. If you feel a secondary throb that seems alien to you that's just their cervix opening and closing, sucking up all your sperm that you've just released deeply in their pussy. You've done it exactly right.

Keep like that for awhile and don't pull out until you're starting to go soft. Keep them filled up and plugged. If you feel resistance as if there's something still pulling on your cock then it's not time to pull out yet. Until everything releases and relaxes you're still inseminating them.

Finally when things are relaxed and you're ready to come out, slide out gently and push their hips up. You don't want all that sperm you just unloaded inside them to go to waste. Don't let it drip out.

Eventually it will come out after they get up and start coming down from being filled up with your cock and cum.

If you've done everything here you've cummed in them correctly. Don't half ass it. Be committed when you ejaculate.

With any luck they'll have a positive test in a few weeks. If not, then you know what to do to try again.

[piss-covered-princess]

Was wandering around my house in just a pair of panties eating a banana (because I live alone now so I can be freely naked) and heard a weird sound and looked in my back yard and the GARDENER WAS THERE!!! First of all, I didn’t even KNOW this house came with a gardener, much less that they appear on Tuesday afternoons. So that was I guess a generous present for him.

[piss-covered-princess]

Guys I feel like I’m in heat and the guys in my town are so chopped. I miss my lil fine shyt but he’s 1300 miles away and also kinda has a girlfriend but also likes to fuck with me when she decides she hates him. But goddam that dick was so good and he made me cum at least 4 times every time we cracked. And he ate pussy like he was STARVING for it.

[kisseism]

Jerking them off while covering their mouth, giving them the meanest edges and promising I'm sooo sorry about it only to hear them groaning and whining and to feel them pathetically try to thrust their hips into the air ♡

[charlieswitch]

Wow so you're telling me I just have to be mean to you to turn all the thoughts off in that pretty little head of yours? Push you around a bit and you turn into a dumb little slut? That's pretty pathetic. Like I could probably just do whatever I wanted to you and you'd just take it. Tell me I'm wrong.

[piss-covered-princess]

Just found out Pornhub is banned in my state. I’m gonna fucking kill myself. Gooning to my imagination? What’s next, having to use my actual fingers instead of a toy? What happened to democracy? America used to be a proper country.

[piss-covered-princess]

I’m not stopping once you pass out.

I’m sure a pretty princess like you can keep cumming even in your sleep.

- ✨

I can! I can!

[charlotte-in-scarlet]

love it when people have stupid gooner bodies that make them cum from non genital stimulation

train out your gag reflex and replace it with a gspot in your throat

have bimbo cow tits with nipples so sensitive you can cream during a milky titfuck

be so shy and repressed you'll orgasm when i hold your hand

[piss-covered-princess]

I just had to explain the two different brands of piss link to my hb. RELEASE ME

[piss-covered-princess]

Come sit on my face pretty girl.

Let me edge you out before I make you cum

You’ll sleep so soundly

- ✨

Please for the love of god make me cum til I pass out

[traddykes]

going to sleep ungroped my waist ungrabbed and my pussy unrubbed through my panties what a sick and twisted world we live in what is society planning to do about this