Pisshead

blowing minds and speakers throughout the bay

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grayfxce‌:

The anonymous just sighed in response to that comment. “Really, pal? You’re gonna make that observation? I’m completely different than that “outdated creepypasta”. Sure, I have no face, but I’m not wearing a suit, nor do I have any tentacles.” The anonymous explained to the other.

“Nor, is my skin pure white. It’s Grey.” He continued to lecture the other. “…Although, you did give me an idea. I should probably put on a suit and stilts and scare people camping in the mountains.” The anonymous suggested.

“Yeah, you’re the weird four limb grey cousin.” Ari shrugs quickly and crosses her arms as the anonymous prattles on. “Yeah - you should definitely do that. I’ll pitch in for the white suit if you want. It’d be damn hilarious to see ‘grey dude in white suit scares local campsites’ in all the newspapers.”

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“Hey, you probably shouldn’t be doing that in here man.”

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“It’s Avril Lavigne’s world, we’re all just living in it”

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“You look like slender man’s weird cousin.”

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“ Look -- the real truth of the matter is that the biggest lesson adults should tell teens but don’t is that the long island iced tea is a nasty devil of a drink. ”

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like this for a random ass starter and i’ll send one your way 

[wntrmando]

“Don’t be surprised, Chloe, if one day, I’m just out of here.”

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✗never sentence starters

❝ i never lose, darling. ❞ ❝ never say that again, you hear me? ❞ ❝ you never know what’s going through my mind. ❞ ❝ i’ll never stop reminding you of what you did. ❞ ❝ you know very well it’ll never last. ❞ ❝ you never laugh. ❞ ❝ i never said that, what even the fuck are you talking about? ❞ ❝ it’s now or never. ❞ ❝ you told me you’d never give up. ❞ ❝ i never use it, so here, you can have it. ❞ ❝ i never thought this day would come. ❞ ❝ i’d never hurt you. ❞ ❝ god, i’ll never make it. ❞ ❝ i’m never sober. ❞ ❝ i never deceived you. ❞ ❝ shit, i’ve never thought about that before. ❞ ❝ never mind, you don’t even care. ❞ ❝ i wish we had never met. ❞ ❝ i never stopped loving you.  ❞ ❝ you can never imagine what i went through. ❞ ❝ but i never said i was happy. ❞ ❝ perhaps you never got that letter… ❞

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aviiatrix‌:

& * ❝ but ya’ also can’t enjoy the fun shit if yer’ not healthy ‘nough to. ―and surely it’s not that hard ta’ fix. i think. experience is still better than instructional videos from youtube. but uh, don’t ya’ think ya’ need ta’ know me a little better before i touch yer’ car? i could be some lyin’ lunatic or somethin’. ❞

“what is life in your twenties if you’re not a little stupid about your own health, right? ah - please. it’s not like people don’t already trust their cars to strangers who claim to know how to fix them.”

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theliesyouleftmewith‌:

When Chloe had received word that Pisshead was going to be performing at a local bar, she had decided that she had to go. After Skip had showed her that demo and she had heard Pisshead playing a few times on the radio, she knew that something big was going on here. This band was going to go places and she would be damned if she missed seeing them before they got all famous.

Yeah, her mom would be disappointed if she knew that Chloe had snuck past security to get into a bar at almost one in the morning, but hey, at least Rachel had supported her. She was going to come, yet she vaguely changed plans last minute, so Chloe was doing this partly for her too. If Rachel had been here, she would have totally loved the performance Pisshead put on.

Chloe had danced along to the music, rocking out to it and poorly singing along to the chorus of the songs as she learned them. Thankfully that was drowned out by the instruments and murmuring voices in the background.

By two, it was over, and Chloe had already had a drink or two buzzing through her. There was no way she was going home yet, hence her excitement when Skip came over to her. She slid her hand away from the blue streak in her hair that she had been fiddling with, and stood up, playfully punching Skip in the shoulder with a loose grin.

“Hey to you too, you lucky bastard! You guys killed it out there. I had no idea you guys had that many songs lined up already, and- Wait, for real?” Chloe cut herself off mid-sentence, eyes comically widening at Skip’s offer, before she said in awe, “Dude, that would be awesome. You better not just be screwing with me, ‘cause I’d love that. Hit me up, man, I’m ready to meet some to-be rock legends!”

“Hell yeah - come on.” Skip gestures for Chloe to follow him. He turns on his heel and rushes backstage. The separation between crowd and stage is nothing more than a worn old curtain, easily pushed aside for both Skip and Chloe. The backstage isn’t much nicer than the general area of the bar, just a few old photos from when the bar was built and a thousand signatures of all the bands who’ve ever played there. Pisshead chose a spot right next to the opening to the stage itself to scrawl out all their names. Skip knocks twice on the open green room door before going inside.

Ari and Joey are both sitting on folding chairs in front of a collection of dusty mirrors, talking in high speed voices. Eric is sprawled out on a lumpy couch by the door with his eyes closed, trying to come down from his adrenaline high. 

“Guys - this is Chloe Price. She’s one of the kids from Blackwell. She came to see us play.” Skip is incredibly enthusiastic to introduce one of the ten students from Blackwell that he didn’t really hate. 

Eric immediately shoots up to shake Chloe’s hand as soon as he realizes there is another person in the room. Joey and Ari just wave quickly at her. 

“Hi, I’m Eric White. Good to meet you Chloe.” Eric smiles widely at her, Joey rolls his eyes at Eric’s perpetual enthusiasm. 

“How did you get in here?” Ari says quickly, cutting off Skip before he can continue to talk about Blackwell. 

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aviiatrix‌:

& * ❝ i get that. fun versus bus― wait did ya’ say google? how do ya’ fix a car by jus’ googlin’ it? wha―  no! hell, if ya’ need someone ta’ fix yer’ car jus’ let me do it. i enjoy it an’ i know what i’m doin’. ❞ 

“exactly! fun shit is better. yeah, like instructional videos and stuff. it isn’t always perfect, but yeah. but hey if you wanna try to fix up a shitty old chevy, have at it.”

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aviiatrix‌:

& * ❝ ya’ don’t seem much like the social type if ya’ don’t wanna talk on the phone or directly ta’ the doctor. do ya go out and do anythin’ fer fun? ―and i don’t know that sound pretty excitin’, but ‘m still stuck in that fixin’ my old car phase ‘cause i don’t wanna go through the process ta’ get a new one so that’d explain why. ❞ 

“nah - i love parties and making friends and all that jazz, i just hate talking to like --- officials. causal conversation is fun, being asked what medications I take really isn’t. hey, at least you know how to fix your car, i still have to ask my roommate to do stuff for me. even then all he usually does is google it.”

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[phalange-crone]

Be the bigger person. Get really buff and then knock the fucking shit out of them

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` ° * ✧ ° RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS.

❛ Have you been playing with matches again? ❜ ❛ Do have anymore of that one stuff? ❜ ❛ So, where do we go from here? ❜ ❛ What the hell is that thing? ❜ ❛ You know, you aren’t supposed to be doing that. ❜ ❛ I almost forgot you only come around when you need me. ❜ ❛ Oh, yeah, you played me good, didn’t you? ❜ ❛ I’m not joking with you this time. ❜ ❛ Do you ever think about having kids? ❜ ❛ I didn’t mean to punch you that hard. ❜ ❛ Nice shiner there, buddy. ❜ ❛ Great way to start the day. ❜ ❛ I just want peace and quiet. ❜ ❛ Please, just go away already, ugh. ❜ ❛ I’m not giving you any money! ❜ ❛ You don’t own me. ❜ ❛ Tell me what to do or what to say. ❜ ❛ I love my freedom. ❜ ❛ Shut up before I break your arm. ❜ ❛ Now, that looks like a grand adventure. ❜ ❛ I’m taking you home, come on. ❜ ❛ Jesus, are you really that drunk? ❜ ❛ What did you take? How many you’d take? ❜ ❛ That’s not an orange. It’s a lemon. ❜ ❛ The wait is almost over. ❜ ❛ So, when are we going to finally meet? ❜ ❛ I would like to see you in person. ❜ ❛ Are you online dating again? ❜ ❛ I’m not sad, I’m just tired. ❜ ❛ I want to take a nap so bad. ❜ ❛ I thought we could just nap together. ❜ ❛ Life can be messy. ❜ ❛ I wish life could be mess free. ❜ ❛ Are you high or just stupid? ❜ ❛ You can be anything you set your mind to. ❜ ❛ We are not going to be like them. ❜ ❛ I just wanted to fit in, I don’t know. ❜ ❛ Are you going to that party tonight? ❜ ❛ I thought we’d be together forever. ❜ ❛ I really liked you. My fault. ❜ ❛ We don’t like surprises. ❜ ❛ Please save the lecture for someone who gives a shit. ❜ ❛ What the hell did you do? ❜ ❛ Well, you poor thing. ❜ ❛ I’m just saying, murder is an option. ❜ ❛ We can always kill them, yeah? ❜ ❛ What’s all this glitter for anyway? ❜ ❛ Damn, you look like shit. Smell like it too. ❜ ❛ It’s not too dark and not too light. ❜ ❛ I wanted to know what you liked so I stalked you. ❜ ❛ I didn’t stalk anyone for the last time already. ❜ ❛ I’m not sorry and I have no regrets. ❜ ❛ You are so fucked, you know that? ❜ ❛ Hey, you stole that from me! Give it back! ❜ ❛ Screw you. ❜ ❛ Just fuck off already. ❜ ❛ You look like a Simpson. ❜ ❛ I’m sorry if I hurt your feelings. ❜ ❛ I’m not mean, I’m just honest. ❜ ❛ I will stab you with my fingernail, try me. ❜ ❛ Your wish is my command. ❜ ❛ I would love to see you suffer. ❜ ❛ I’m not in, no way. This is bad. ❜ ❛ I don’t want to break any rules. ❜ ❛ Fine then. Don’t call and don’t text me anymore. ❜ ❛ I’m not mad at you, don’t worry. ❜ ❛ Do not ever question my parenthood again. ❜ ❛ I don’t have time for this. ❜ ❛ Death is all around us. ❜ ❛ You’re just like the girl from gone girl. ❜ ❛ You left, not me. ❜ ❛ I’m not the one that’s always leaving. ❜ ❛ I can’t believe this is truly happening. ❜ ❛ I was wondering, if you wanted to look at the stars with me? ❜ ❛ I always wanted to go on a date. ❜ ❛ I knew you were trouble when you walked in. ❜ ❛ I had a feeling. ❜ ❛ Wait, do you feel that? That vibe right now? ❜ ❛ Where could the gem be? ❜ ❛ Do I look like someone you should mess with? ❜ ❛ It stinks it this place. Can’t believe you call it home. ❜ ❛ Wow, this is your house? ❜ ❛ I can’t believe you didn’t think to ask me first. ❜ ❛ You have a lot to learn. ❜ ❛ What do you take me for? ❜ ❛ What do I have to do to get it from you? ❜ ❛ Will you ever stop asking me that? ❜ ❛ This place never ceases to amaze me. ❜

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✦    THE   TWILIGHT   SAGA   BOOK   PROMPTS   !    

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF TWILIGHT BOOK PROMPTS,  CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars. ❞

❝ What a sick, masochistic lion. ❞

❝ I decided as long as I’m going to hell, I might as well do it thoroughly. . ❞

❝ I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him. ❞

❝ I didn’t know how potent that part might be-that thirsted for my blood. ❞

❝ Even more, I had never meant to love him. ❞

❝ Death is Peaceful, Life is Harder. ❞

❝ No matter how perfect the day is, it always has to end. ❞

❝ You are my life now. ❞

❝ Don’t be self-conscious, if I could dream at all, it would be about you. ❞

❝ What if I’m not a superhero. What if I’m the bad guy? ❞

❝ Do I dazzle you? ❞

❝ You are the most important thing to me now. ❞

❝ The right thing isn’t always real obvious. ❞

❝ Sometimes the right thing for one person is the wrong thing for someone else. ❞

❝ You’re still waiting for the running and the screaming, aren’t you? ❞

❝ I tried to concentrate on the angel’s voice instead. ❞

❝ I am not really breaking any rules. ❞

❝ I could never take another step through the door again… ❞

❝ And so the lion fell in love with the lamb. ❞

❝ So, did you stab [name] with a pencil or what? ❞

❝ It’s twilight. It’s the safest time of day for us. The easiest time. ❞

❝ Darkness is so predictable, don’t you think? ❞

❝ I know love and lust don’t always keep the same company. ❞

❝ So what you’re saying is, I’m your brand of heroin? ❞

❝ I can feel what you’re feeling now — and you are worth it. ❞

❝ You think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?” ❞

❝ You’re intoxicated by my very presence. ❞

❝ What is she to me? Except a menace — a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us. ❞

❝ And how long have you been seventeen? ❞

❝ So… try not to fall into the ocean or get run over or anything, all right? ❞

❝ Your number was up the first time I met you. ❞

❝ It’s like you’ve taken half my self away with you. ❞

❝ Could you believe that, despite everything I’ve put you through, I love you, too? ❞

❝ What am I going to do with you? ❞

❝ You’re too good. Far, far too good. ❞

❝ Thats the beautiful thing about being human: Things change. ❞

❝ I hear voices in my mind and you’re worried that you’re the freak. ❞

❝ You really should stay away from me. ❞

❝ It makes me … anxious … to be away from you. ❞

❝ You’re not like anyone I’ve ever known. You fascinate me. ❞

❝ Dazzle them like that – she’s probably hyperventilating in the kitchen right now. ❞

❝ You have to know the effect you have on people. ❞

❝ Do you think everybody gets their way so easily? ❞

❝ I love you more than anything in the world combined. ❞

❝ Ordinary people seem to make it through the day without so many catastrophes. ❞

❝ I hate to burst your bubble, but you’re really not as scary as you think you are. ❞

❝ I don’t find you scary at all, actually. ❞

❝ Do you think any of us want to look into his eyes for the next hundred years if he loses you? ❞

❝ Hasn’t anyone ever told you? Life isn’t fair. ❞

❝ I’m never angry with you - how could it be? ❞

❝ Is that what you dream about? Being a monster? ❞

❝ Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. ❞

❝ You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster! ❞

❝ No one’s ever loved anyone as much as I love you. ❞

❝ What do I look like? The Wizard of Oz? You need a brain? You need a heart? Go ahead, take mine. ❞

❝ I’m a little worried about [name]… Can vampires go into shock? ❞

❝ How dare you imprint on my baby? Have you lost you mind? ❞

❝ I want you, and I want you forever. One lifetime is simply not enough for me. ❞

❝ It was not going to be the end of the world. Just the end of the [surname]. ❞

❝ Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget; it was a hard line to walk. ❞

❝ I honestly have no idea how to live without you. ❞

❝ You’re not asleep, and you’re not dead. I’m here, and I love you. ❞

❝ Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit. ❞

❝ I promise that this will be the last time you’ll see me. I won’t come back. ❞

❝ You can go on with your life without any more interference from me. ❞

❝ Well, I’m so sorry that I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, [name]. ❞

❝ What happens when you lose your heart’s desire? ❞

❝ I wonder if I’ve ever grasped how much pain she’s really in.  ❞

❝ Sometimes you have to learn to love what’s good for you. ❞

❝ I think she’s having hysterics. Maybe you should slap her. ❞

❝ You hit your head pretty hard, didn’t you? ❞

❝ The part that kills me is that you already know. I already told you everything! ❞

❝ I’m not like a car you can fix up. I’m never gonna run right. ❞

❝ The more you loved someone, the less sense anything made. ❞

❝ They call her my singer—because her blood sings for me. ❞

❝ Speaking of which, would you like to explain to me how you’re alive? ❞

❝ Speak of the devil, and the devil shall appear. ❞

❝ You’ve got a huge cut on your forehead, and it’s gushing blood.. ❞

❝ Why are you apologizing for bleeding? ❞    

❝ Your hold on me is permanent and unbreakable. Never doubt that. ❞    

❝ Like everything in life, I just had to decide what to do with what I was given. ❞    

❝ When you can’t be with the one you love, will you stay with the one who loves you? ❞   

❝ Why can you believe the lie, but not the truth? ❞    

❝ What kind of an idiotic question is that? ❞    

❝ You’ve got to have a little more confidence in us than that. ❞    

❝ I can’t live in a world where you don’t exist. ❞    

❝ When I told you I didn’t want you it was the blackest kind of blasphemy! ❞    

❝ You’re not the center of the universe, you know. ❞    

❝ If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now. ❞    

❝ I have to step out for a second. Don’t do anything funny while I’m gone. ❞    

❝ Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? ❞    

❝ Damn it! This chick runs with vampires! ❞    

❝ Try not to trip. We don’t have time for a concussion today. ❞    

❝ You are so bizarre, even for a human. ❞    

❝ I thought about that for a minute - about what I wanted. ❞  

❝ Do you think I’ll ever be better at this? ❞