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David | 29 | He/him | All my parties are BYOM (bring your own multimeter)

[jingerpi]

[tourdion]

classic post rant quora phrase

[oneheadtoanother]

[dizzyghoast]

forget white gilgamesh we're drinking white jesus tonight. fully beer and fully milk

[aokozaki]

Fully beer and fully milk, Mystery of divine ilk, One glass of one and one of other, Like the son and holy father, Chase it down with one glass water, To add the holy spirit's aura, Let it settle, now you're done, Drinking glasses three and one.

[algorithmist]

when your bread comes out unexpectedly green because of the mallard reaction

[nonpsychotic]

I love the amount of hatred the 2021 car is drawn with. because I agree

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

if I had a customized doormat it would say

A showcase of MALE MORPHS from the internets best (FREE) TUMBLR,DEFUNCT OR ARCHIVED MORPH ARTISTS. =========================== MUSCLEMORPHS MORPHED COCKS MORPHED BULGES MORPHED BUTTS MORPHED BEER BELLIES MORPH ART =========================== Freakish,Unreal,Engorged,Bloated, Swollen,Heavy Hung, Massive,Hulking Hunks =========================== Morphers. If U want your morphs removed,just drop me your morph name & they’ll be deleted.

[antimorpher]

Message Me Off-Line – Immediately.

Antimorpher

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

how do I contact you Antimorpher

[antimorpher]

Just Message Me.

Off-Line.

Antimorpher

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

What exactly are you asking me to do

[antimorpher]

It’s not that Hard.

Just Message Me Off-Line.

Off-Line.

Antimorpher

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

scooby doo taught us that the real monster was daphne for keeping a smooth talking limp wrist twunk like fred in a straight relationship when he was born to cruise literally designed to suck and fuck

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Straight people can reblog this

[ashes2caches]

I did the pjackk challenge for twenty hours straight and my skin got softer and my nipples got sore.

[monidoll]

a lot of people here have an understanding of intersectionality below that demonstrated by blizzard's diversity charts

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[mathematikerin-freyja]

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of tiredness

[duckbunny]

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

[tarragonthedragon]

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

[duckbunny]

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

[xiutubecomments]

[iamoutofideas]

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