Pissy Ramblings

Mostly me complaining. Don't come here for that positivity shit. An absolute pessimist obviously, but somehow simultaneously a manic pixie dream girl.

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Men bring nothing to the table but more dishes.

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My therapist: are you having any trauma symptoms?

Me: yes, I've been driving aimlessly, listening to sad girl indie pop and chain-smoking again.

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I hope I haunt every man who has ever made eye contact with me

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How many hail marys for the sin of accidentally dating a fascist?

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Sorry for having a vagina on the job site

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Forget everything I ever posted. I'm immaculate now

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City of 1.7 million people and I'm bored and no one is attractive.

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I want everyone to know that this only got worse after moving

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Can't remember the last time I called my mom and she didn't gag because there was a bad smell.

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Combing my grandma's carpet for ants and I'm not even on amphetamines, wtf

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How does a conversation about my ex being hospitalized lead to a conversation about how I should be more queer? Seriously not helpful.

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Leave me alone, I'm trying to cry folk music

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Even the best of men will understand nothing. Please prove me wrong.

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Lol I'm $30k in debt to screw lightbulbs into sockets for a living. Lol.

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Hi, how are you? How's your new job?? Do you wanna kill yourself yet??

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City of 1.7 million people and I'm bored and no one is attractive.

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"Miss, it smells like ass, how am i supposed to work in these conditions?"