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indie / selective / mutuals only jesper fahey from the grishaverse / soc series. book & headcanon based, with s&b influence. not spoiler - free. written by natasha (28, she/they) this blog is low/sporadic activity & is beta editor only!

warning: the nature of jesper’s source material is a little dark, and themes involving violence, particularly gun violence, will be present on this blog. canon critical; both of the books & show. minors dni. est. 2017 & revamped 2021. icon art by chemdoodles

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#this is what the cool kids r doing now right #pinned post.#edited 21/12/21 #that is entirely too many 2's and 1's

this is teddy i will one day throw him at all of u

#tbd.#i drew dat :] now i have to fucking suffer making a carrd and a blog and writing up info #ILL SEE U COOL CATS SOON I HOPE #I LOVE U. BE SAFE BE FUN BE SEXY

beloveds i won't lie . i have been marinating. COOKING. an oc. influences on this oc are obvious but for my own mental health say fucking nothing ok. anyway are we still chillin with ocs or has the rpc moved on from this

#i got aus. he's a creature guy. creature as fuck #tbd.#it has been SO long since ive written on tumblr i am so afraid

i'll be so real with u i just got into dragon age like 10 years late specifically for this fuck ass elf. what have YOU guys been getting into lately that i absolutely will not turn into aus with my terrible little hands

#'aw nat not ANOTHER wolf associated amnesiac' u say #i just cannot fucking help that creatures like this call to me #anyway i left his husband in elf hell #el em ay oh #tbd.

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if yous dont tell me all the gossip immediately right now

#ALL of it i want to know whats been goin on with ya #no i havent been on discord i absolutely fucking suck at dms u all know this about me #ive been in the woods. rotting. decaying perhaps #became one with a patch of moss until the endless cunt punchery of capitalism made me go back to work

breathint heavily

#hey whadda hell been occurring here for the last year

we knew this already but the s&b/soc writers just. cannot actually write at all huh. theyre just out there omegle rping with each other and calling it a script huh. wow

#imagine getting paid to write a script and then instead of making choices based on character and worldbuilding #u throw in a scene bcus u wanna sneak ur pal's dog's name in there #i just. OKay!#tbd.#anyway. love u guys lots hope ur having a good time

we'll never fuckin see joost

#nor his mustachio :(#tbd.#glad to see the awful writing for jesper/in general GO. actually real sad for the cast #not u dani ur an embarrassment to ireland #anyway. goodbye gay ppl in my phone #i have work to do :(

grishaverse blogs rising from the dead to make room for s&b in the grave huh

#everyone scooch over we're trying to fit an entire show in here

my opinion on the quality of the show (not good) notwithstanding.........how popular does a netflix show actually need to be to considered Worth Continuing

#wassup..................................................little gay people in my phone #who i hope will clue me in on all the gossip i missed cos i havent used discord since jesus was born #tbd.

hello most beloveds i am now a mother of two :)

#that big boy right there is comet . he is my firstborn and heir #the little scrunchy one on the cushion is cosmo :) he is my evil son who is so small and cute. but undoubtedly evil #comet is absolutely SICK of having a baby brother btw #tbd.#I HOPE U HAVE ALL BEEN WELL!!!!!!!!!!

do u guys think kaz can cook bc personally he seems like a 'microwave meals for every meal' guy

#he tells jesper he'll make dinner that night n then puts two bowls of popcorn on the table #🎵🎶 kazzzzzzz dinner KAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ DINNERRRR 🎵🎶#anyway. how are u. i want to be here so bad i just have to survive this next week #tbd.

im going food shopping tomorrow do u guys need anything

#dont ask for abstract concepts. im not goin to the abstract store #tbd.

hey long time no see i hope u have been well! i was just wondering if any of u were active in the tumblr rpc circa 2014-15 (i think that was the right era???) and remember that one luna lovegood blog that got called out for racefaking as an indigenous person. literally just wondering bcus i feel like i hallucinated the whole thing and Nobody i knew back then is active anymore and i swear to GOD this happened and there was like entire blogs made to collect 'proof' abt this person but also: i cannot remember what even happened at the end of all that

#hey whats up! (<- guy who entered ur home thru the mailbox asking about Ancient tumblr history after vanishing for a month)#tbd.#this request is brought to u by: watched a video essay on hivliving

will b introducing my new oc, spider-nun, soon

#also im not here i just miss u guys :( how are u. hope u have been well #tbd.#everyones posting spidersonas on twitter and the artwork is INSANEEEE

wesper cant have kids bcus any child of theirs would b too smart n charismatic for their own good and kaz would be like 'oh my god the perfect crime machine' and THEN keeping him out of the mansion would be 10x harder than it currently is. like it would be some looney tunes nonsense every day just trying to stop kaz turning that infant into a criminal. jesper would have to trap him in a box and hit the box with a very large and giant hammer

#FOR LEGAL PURPOSES THIS IS A JOKE #>:[ i did however see a very silly post about how jesper is the fun parent and wylan is the strict one #and like. this fandom loves pigeonholes and being allergic to critical thinking #ANYWAY.#if we are still treating wylan like jespers keeper or like jesper isnt capable of being responsible . then #we need to put wesper on a very high shelf where the sillies cant reach them

tired as hell might go to bed at 9pm like a grandma

#give me the strength to get thru this week and ever week after #hope u are all having a good day!!#tbd.

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