[pitchdarksurrender]

AMATEUR MODEL

Your wife said she could pick up a few bucks modelling. Just a local guy. Times were tight. He seemed ok. Catalogue stuff, no nudity.

You said she should.

Guess what?

Those fuck-me heels?

They work.

[kandikanekicksass]

Schlaf, mein Schatz

[pitchdarksurrender]

The mother of the bride

[pitchdarksurrender]

So did that guy come to look at the dishwasher today?

Yeah.

So, did he fix it?

Yeah, he, er, said there was an intermittent fault. He may have to come back...

Jesus, how much did he charge?

He said it was on the house. Next time, he wants to come inside and tighten everything up.

Make sure it's good and tight.

[pitchdarksurrender]

Your wife not home yet?

Probably caught in traffic.

Yeah, that'll be it.

[guildofpriapus]

FOX RUN

[pitchdarksurrender]

This is the guy that helped set up your financial affairs.

Now he's fucking your wife.

Surely you recognise him.

[pitchdarksurrender]

Did you know your wife was on the streets?

Everyone else does

[pitchdarksurrender]

[pitchdarksurrender]

You never felt happy leaving your wife on her own. Those business trips were hard enough without worrying about home.

Plus, she would be constantly calling you with every little thing.

So you were happy that your Uncle Roy was going to be dropping by, keeping an eye on things.

Until you found out he was nailing her.

And that she loved it.

[pitchdarksurrender]

P A R T Y G I R L

Do you know where your daughter was last night?

Doing protein shakes at the gym?

[pitchdarksurrender]

[pitchdarksurrender]

Ì

[pitchdarksurrender]

Lick her like a lollipop 🍭

[pitchdarksurrender]

Random Sluts

[pitchdarksurrender]

Just Desserts

Spanked by a fat man. Degradation well earned.

[bleakstreetharbinger]

[pitchdarksurrender]

It's the only language they understand.

And I'm a fluent speaker.