plant shop of horrors

did you know some bugs are so captivated by the smell of pitcher plants that they purposefully shove themselves into them? interesting i know ((rp blog for traptrix nepenthes!! mostly crack probably))

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frozendisastar replied to your post:[returns but with a headless human corpse] who...

hit me up, i’ve always wanted to try human

[cuts off an arm and hands it to you] i will be here           if you desire seconds

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[returns but with a headless human corpse]

who wants food

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frozenlegendgrimreaper replied to your post:frozenlegendgrimreaper replied to your post:if any...

"Still confused but okay."

maybe you will understand              someday          when you are someone else’s prey

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i do     try to be polite           about my hunting                 i could just kill you now but              it’s so much more fun to act the lure

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frozenlegendgrimreaper replied to your post:if any of you       ever assume that my feeding is...

"I’m confused. Why would eating people be either of those things?"

perhaps it is        my general disposition                 that gives that impression ?

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if any of you       ever assume that my feeding is                  sexual or romantic          ever again                  i will butcher you before consumption

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that’s more of a                    bitter dish actually         but whatever you say                    what would your            recommendations be anyways      ?

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Hm. [Puts on a monocle and pulls out a list.]

Koizaki Io-kun, IV, Blaster Blade Seeker,

Hm. And probably Ice Blade Joker. It would be like eating ice cream.

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i can’t eat        iv   !                    there are like     so many reasons              that cannot work                    but the rest sound             pretty good

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i already know the spicy dish i’m planning on having ;)

IT’S NOT ME

I told you, I have Blaster Dark trapped at the base, you’re more than welcome to eat him. His armor is off.

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that’s more of a                    bitter dish actually         but whatever you say                    what would your            recommendations be anyways      ?

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i have flirted with disaster once and i shall flirt with it again

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a triumphant return

So it is!! How are you~?

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hungry mostly            but that is no change        and still wondering when you’ll make good        on your end of the trade               heehee

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koizaki-io replied to your post:koizaki-io replied to your post:koizaki-io replied...

"Yet."

heehee            danger is the spice of life       as they say

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disasterflirtr69

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koizaki-io replied to your post:koizaki-io replied to your post: [softly] rise...

weren’t you always, Nepenthes-san~? At least according to III-san.

ah but               i haaven’t eaten you yet     have i ?

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“flirt with disaster”

a common expression          that means to          tempt fate           enter dangerous circumstances willingly                            or to kiss kyoya gaen

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koizaki-io replied to your post: [softly] rise

[politely hands a watering can to, absconds]

am i      so terrifying as that now    ?            heehee

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[softly] rise

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i’m gonna bring back my nem rp blog everyone HOLD ON