emilian writes stuff down

"who am i? i'm just a writer. i write things down." –richard siken

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𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄 -ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈-`♡´- *ੈ✩‧₊˚

WARNING: RPF AHEAD ‼️

emilian | he/they | 20 | ao3

driver reps:

oscar piastri ⁸¹

andrea kimi antonelli ¹²

liam lawson ³⁰

asks open 📩 !!

also writes for chess rpf p1harmony and figure skating !!

#emilian yaps - for thoughts i have

#emilian answers - for answers to asks

#emilian weaves - for my web weaves

#ccccc - tag for the condominium community committee, containing children which is an unofficial sequel to jusst_you_wait's condominium community committee

why my works are archive-locked

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hi there hope you're having a good day.......... your chess rpf fics changed my life......feel free to ignore this ask ofc but do you see any potential in abdusattorov/gukesh as a pairing .......very late to this party but thanks in advance

hiya! it's been so long since i was active in the chess rpf fandom i forgot how it was to be a young guy writing magnus/anish and frantically scanning for any other rpfable moments...

since i haven't been active in the community for years, i'm not sure about nodi/gukesh as a pairing. when i was active they didn't really have many moments together. i would rate pragg/nodi higher on the rpf scale solely bc there was this one interview a couple years ago where pragg was gushing about how much he admired nodi. personally my favoured pairing for the two would be nodi with andrey esipenko (wr masters 2023 anyone) and gukesh with pragg (low-hanging fruit, but i reckon it has equal parts fluff and angst potential).

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it amazes me how many people have started being rude to kimi now that he’s leading the championship...

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italy now has the youngest and the oldest ever polesitters.

giuseppe 'nino' farina was 47 years, 2 months, and 18 days old when he scored his last pole position at the 1954 argentinian grand prix.

kimi antonelli is 19 years, 6 months, and 18 days old today, and he has just scored his first pole position at the 2026 chinese grand prix, beating sebastian vettel's record of 21 years, 2 months, and 11 days to become the youngest polesitter ever.

forza italia 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

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andrea kimi antonelli, you are the youngest polesitter ever.

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lando monster review: the can looks cool, the drink does not taste very good. if you like watermelon flavour you'll love it because the watermelon flavour is VERY strong. unfortunately i am a watermelon hater myself so this is definitely not my favourite flavour. the drink itself also looks radioactive. funnily enough it tastes far less radioactive than it looks.

overall i'd give it maybe a 4/10. i'll stick to my beloved green apple lemonade V.

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i still think it's fucking hilarious that there were rumours that franco was dating princess ingrid, second in line to the norwegian throne (and also gorgeous but that's not relevant), but it was revealed that he was actually dating a serial cheater over ten years older than him with three children. like wow what a difference.

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til that lando monster is available in new zealand so as thanks for thinking of us i will be trying it and reporting back to everyone at some point

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just found out that arvid lindblad also has coeliac disease so now i am matching medical conditions with one of my favourite f1 drivers <3

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it's almost like red bull wanted arvid lindblad to gain a small but dedicated legion of fans from aotearoa new zealand when they made the decision to send him to formula regional oceania and then put him on the same team as beloved kiwi driver liam lawson a year later. excellent pr i approve.

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every time someone tells you that women drivers don't belong in formula 1 because "they'd have to modify the cars to make it fair for women," remember that f1 constantly adjusts the rules to make the sport fair for male drivers.

this is a sport where being shorter and lighter = aerodynamic advantage. but that would disadvantage tall, heavy men! so what does the FIA do? they create a minimum weight requirement for the car and the driver. teams literally have to add weight to the cockpit to make up for shorter/lighter drivers.

this is a sport where the "formula" changes every few years. it's not about building the fastest car humanly possible — it's about building the fastest car possible within the regulations. those regulations can artificially control for ANYTHING. the formula has always optimized the safety and drivability of f1 cars based on the historical default driver: a man. why not have them make small tweaks that would equalize the cars for women?

and for everyone who says that women don't belong in f1 because they aren't as strong as men*, remember that f1 cars didn't have power steering for the first 40 years of the sport's existence. they have literally changed the formula to make the cars easier to drive—for men—before. they can do it again to make it easier for the sport to include women.

*also, many elite women athletes are more than strong enough to compete in f1.

obviously regulation changes alone won't fix women's representation in the sport — there's a pipeline issue, lack of funding for female drivers, sexism, etc — but they are possible without delegitimizing the sport.

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unfriendly reminder that maria teresa de filippis, the first woman to race in f1, was forbidden to drive at the 1958 french grand prix by the race director who said to her "the only helmet a woman should wear is one at the hairdresser's". the barriers that women face aren't just to do with 'biology' (not all women have the same biology). the underlying misogyny of the sport will always provide barriers.

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the amount of people i have had to block for posting about harry potter and making harry potter aus is frustrating to say the least

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i keep seeing things about oscar and thinking 'this is an autistic thing isn't it'

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sorry i told u extensively about the rpf lore do you still think im hot

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20 has so far been just as sad as 19 only with more music when does the teenage angst stop

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happy new year to fellow kiwis, and to everyone else, happy new year when it happens in a few hours!!

here's to 2026! may it bless all of us with lots of inspiration, and may the fast cars go well for us all!!!

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I just realised that Oscar’s hyperfixations since he was a young teenager has been car and lando norris…

and somehow he managed to achieve both car and lando norris. Manifesting king

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this is false. car has been oscar's special interest since he was literally less than four and learnt car brands before he learnt how to talk properly. that man has had the same special interest since he was a toddler and as an autistic person who jumps special interests almost yearly i respect him so much for that.