rpf scholar

cim. he/him. rpf is fine albert einstein

[superhell]

my mom is an internationally ranked ragebaiter

[anyataylorjoy]

THE TWO TOWERS 2002, dir. Peter Jackson

[avadaniels]

What do you say? Can we save the damn day?

BOTTOMS (2023) dir. Emma Seligman

[calamitys-child]

"Does black sails have ghosts in it" longest thread in forum history closed by moderators after 1032467 hours of debate

[lower-the-volume]

9.01 Think I’m Gonna Like It Here

[mikimeiko]

Black Sails | 2x08. XVI

[meatdiaz]

me when i have a baseball game at 5, a shift at the strip club at 6:30, a tractor to fix at 8:15, and a locomotive to drive at 9:25

[meatdiaz]

me when i have concrete to lay at 6:30, a timber lorry to drive to kansas at 8:15, a british boyfriend to bend over at 9:30, and an episode of euphoria to guest star in at 10:40

[replicated]

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

[not100bees]

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

[kholdseid]

[mawmenny]

long-tailed duck

[superhell]

peace and love on planet earth

[superhell]

peace and love on planet earth

[zoesupreme]

[ecologyofmedia]

Look say what you will about riverdale. I’m lying you can’t say anything about riverdale. But the women on there were like…… so insane it made me want to jump up and down. Women are NEVER allowed to be as feral with no consequences in media as they were in riverdale. Betty didn’t have a maternal bone in her body and it was just like a normal trait of hers??? Cheryl was downright cruel a lot of the time and she was ALLOWED TO BE. She got nicer but only to the main cast bc they befriended her. Veronica loved illegal business practices and she murdered her dad and she was never even in DANGER of going to prison. I love this show. Let women be people like they are on riverdale…

[dogpuppy]

[squirrelly-13]

they got married btw

[visit-me-here-in-wonderland]

oh you’re not kidding

[jeanritchie]

😐😐😐😐

[sonicfrontiers]

thinking about that time my friend and i were browsing random discord servers and we found one that was a bunch of people that believed in the rapture so we joined to see what was going on and they had a bot that sent auto generated images with your nickname for every new person so when my friend joined this image immediately sent

[jollyfurydragonballer]

[silvysartfulness]