autistic driver truther

@hanquality on ao3, 28 she/her

[hanquality]

side hustle chapter(1/3), bdsm, professional dom!lando

It dawns on Lando what happened. After pitting lap 1 to swap out shitty inters, receiving a penalty for crashing into a fucking Williams, and finishing a horrendous P11, how did Oscar decide to cope with the fallout? By seeking help from a professional dom. Lando knows what it looks like when a sub needs to be taken under. He has plenty of experience dealing with finance bro clients who book sessions after a long day at the office. Usually it only takes a few gentle words and some fingers in their mouth for all the tension to melt away. He wonders if Oscar would be like that. If he could get Oscar there. Blissed out. Mouth full. No thoughts in his head.

[wuzeio]

blahh landoscars

[drivestraight]

monaco gp is like. what if something happened. it won’t but what if

[eightyonefour]

Lando Norris for McLaren's 1000th GP collection.

[hanquality]

for those of you who watch euphoria - imagine aspiring onlyfans creator lando fucking f1 drivers for clout. and when oscar falls asleep after the best fuck of his life, lando steals his phone and posts a photo of them together in bed (and links his onlyfans in the caption of course)

[sunlightbuck]

maybe the hand doing the feeding Wants to be bitten..

[inchidentally]

[norriszn]

lando for special 1000th gp shoot!

[jesterlavorrre]

thinking about rookie oscar watching lando bounce on his cock in reverse cowgirl for the first time ever in his driver’s room and coming way too quickly and only being able to say sorrysorrysorrysorry while lando is almost passing out from how turned on he is. um anyway. send post

[wuzeio]

got into f1 over the week 🫠🫠 go white men go

[piastrihub]

[hanquality]

just had a first coffee date where the girl asked to friend me on goodreads and her recently read has mostly books with shirtless men on the cover and like a 10 book series of hockey romance

[yapperdyke]

the asexual cuck brought popcorn and a soda, if that's okay

[hanquality]

i swear nascar isn’t real because what do you mean there’s a race tomorrow called the cracker barrel 400

[hanquality]

side hustle has me HOOKED. oscar doesn’t know it’s lando, right? or did I miss something in the profile. I cannot wait for the rest <3

correct, oscar doesn’t know it’s lando 🙂

[hanquality]

i showed my date lando’s instagram and she said “he looks like a gay porn star”

[inchidentally]

Max: bless Oscar he’s not very good at COD is he

Oscar: to be better than me at COD is not that difficult

[hanquality]

genuinely i don’t think any real human connection will ever compare to how much i enjoy writing fanfiction about race car drivers