Pitying the Fool

DIS IS SRS BIZNIZ. SO MUCH SO THAT I AIN' TYPING GRAMARICALLY CORRECT. AWWW SNAP.

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Pity: They all killed me

Rose: WAT?

Rose: WHY?

Pity: Yup

Pity: GET THEM

Pity: GET ALL OF THEM

Pity: D8

Rose: WHY??

Ali: i did nothing!

Alex: NOH

Pity: THEY ALL KILLED ME

Alex: ROSE DUN HURT ME

Rose: WHAT HAPPENED? lmao

Pity: Ali fed me ice cream that made me have a brain freeze

Pity: Alex fucking rapes and pees on me

Pity: I'm like long gone after that

Pity: Chris is being a cray

Chris: LMFAO

Pity: And I'm brain dead now

Alex:

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Malfunctioning Viagra

Chris: You are....the exact opposite of manly...

Alex: >8T Psh

Chris: No joke.

Alex: >_ > Kay, Whatever you say.

Chris: Only thing that makes you a man is that penis.

Chris: And it is limp

Alex: Is not

Pity: I'd hope your fucking penis is limp most of the time.

Pity: Or your Viagra is malfunctioning

Alex:

Pity: LOL.

Chris: OMG THAT WAS GREAT

Alex: < ________________

Alex: Fuck you guys

Pity: LOLOL

Pity: LMFAO

Ali: lol

Pity: *Dies*

Pity: LMAO

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Yay more random shit on IMVU :D

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Kitty: he was to young fortatas why why u bore Pity Damn u fortatas

Pity: Fortatas? o_o

Kitty: its food

Pity: Wtf lmao

Pity: xD You're so weird lol

Pity: The word sounds funny though

Pity: FORTATAS

Pity: FOR-TATA

Kitty: LAWL

Pity: FORTITTIAYS

Pity: I mean

Pity: FORTATAS

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Bri's "Typo" XD

Bri: Oh my god, I just snorted my cock.

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Steph: GOD YOU'RE MESSED UP

Pity: I AIN'T NO JEFFERY FUCKEN DAHMER

Pity: OR WHATEVER

Pity: I DON'T EAT PEOPLE

Pity: I DON'T RAPE PEOPLE-

Pity: OKAY I RAPE PEOPLE

Pity: BUT I DON'T EAT PEOPLE.

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Typos Are Contagious

Steph: I HAVE BEEN FAILING ALL DAY TODAU

Steph: TODAY

Steph: FUCK.

Steph: There.

Pity: Lol. =w= Ncie

Pity: Nie*

Pity: NIXE

Pity: OMG

Pity: NIce

Pity: > _> Nice

Pity: That's nice.

Pity: That you fail all day

Steph: HAHAHA

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Pity: D; Mah tummeh

Pity: *Dies*

Steph: NO-

Pity: Just kidding

Steph: oh

Pity: *Dying slowy*

Pity: D;

Steph: STAHP

Steph: DON'T

Steph: I-

Pity: Just kidding!

Steph: Oh,

Pity: *Dying somewhat*

Steph: FUCK YOU PITY

Pity: JUST KIDDING!!

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Pity: BUTTS

Pity: WUT

Steph: WUT

Steph: you're obsessed with butts.

Steph: I'VE DISCOVERED YOUR SECRET

Pity : When in doubt.

Pity: Butts.

Pity: That is all.

Steph: Butts are the answer to everything with you

Steph: WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

Steph: BUTTS

Steph: WHAT DO YOU LIKE?

Steph: BUTTS

Steph: I HATE MY LIFE!

Steph: FUCKING

Steph: BUTTS

Pity: LMFAO.

Pity: HEY STEPH DO YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?

Steph: WHAT DAY IS IT TODAY?

Pity: BUTTS, STEPH.

Pity: BUTTS

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"today in imvu i was slap with somone in imvu cuse we were together and he live after the sex and im lonly and my heart is broking"

-nikoljojo289 (AKA: Noob)

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Living The "Flower Life"

**To make this clear, me and Casse were pretending to be flowers for some fucking reason, don't even ask. We're just weird like that. And we were sitting on a couch pretending to live there. LOL**

Pity: Make that a diet coke.

Pity: I don’t want DIABETUS

Pity: >BC

Pity: Cause flowers can totally get DIABETUS

Casse: LOL

Pity: Learned it in flower school.

Pity: >Bc

Pity: It’s real.

Pity: It’s killing 10 million flowers every year.

Casse: Together forever going through flower life XDD

Pity: LOL.

SophieAndJay123: erm,erm D:

SophieAndJay123: i don’t like this

SophieAndJay123: ahhhhh

SophieAndJay123: -screams-

Casse: hey

Pity: WE ARE PART OF YOUR COUCH TRANSPORTATION DEVICE,.

Pity: YOU HAVE TO

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Des: X3 Dylan could have the nickname Blubber XD

Pity: < n < No

Steph: *giggles*

Steph: Blubber. Cute lmao

Pity: .......................

Pity : WELL STEPH

Pity: MAYBE I SHOULD JUST CALL YOU FART

Pity: BECAUSE YOU FART ALL THE FUCKING TIME

Steph: WTF

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Kitty's Confession

Kitty: Well damn you got my hopes up for nothing, thanks for crushing it

Pity: Your dream is to know that I want to fap?

Pity: LOL

Kitty:

Kitty: i am a very simple minded person

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Steph: You get no hugs

Pity: *Pees and dies* D;

Steph: c;

Steph has left the chat

Pity: No hug for me.

Pity: The Jew actually did it

Pity: *CRIES*

Alex: Gud.

Alex: *Hugs Bri and Kitty*

Pity: WOW ALEX

Pity: YOU JEWING ON ME TOO

Pity: ?

Bri: ♥

Pity: WTF IS THIS

Alex:

Pity: NATIONAL JEW-PITY DAY?

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Steph's "Typo"

Steph: I'm probably tight. Again

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Pity: A LITTLE BIT OF STEPH IN MY LIFE, A LITTLE BIT OF KITTY BY MY SIDE, A LITTLE BIT OF ALEX'S ALL I NEED, A LITTLE BIT OF JON IS WHAT I SEE, A LITTLE BIT OF BRI IN THE SUN, AND A BUNCH OF RANDOM PEOPLE ALL NIGHT LONG ♪♫

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Kitty: yes Pity is marrying himself D8

Steph: You are one lucky man, Pity ;w;

Steph: Congratulations.

Alex: *faints*

Pity: JFC ALEX DIED

Pity: SOMEONE PICK HIM UP BEFORE HE DEFFECATES ON MY FLOOR