stardew valley; not so correctly

Stardew Valley quotes, but more or less incorrectly! Currently on hiatus. Submissions are open, but please don’t send them through asks! Established on 09/15/2018.

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Are you still on tumblr? Lmao

ahah…………… been a while huh update a few weeks later my ass it’s been over a year

anyways yeah i won’t beat around the bush: i’m quitting :( lost quite a bit of interest in stardew and don’t see a whole lot of reason to keep posting. i won’t be giving this account away nor will i deactivate/delete posts/etc., though i will private any non-incorrect quotes stuff. i loved running this silly blog and it made me happy to see any comments or reblogs w/ notes on them >:D as for me, i won’t stick around here a whole lot—only so much stuff tumblr can throw at me before i just delete the app entirely ahshajdj

thank you all so much for the support these past years :] hope you’re all doing healthy and okay <3 take care!

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Sebastian: My new song “Toss Me Into The Sun” will be the antithesis to “Fly Me To The Moon”.

Sam: Then call it “Toss Me Into The Sun”.

Sebastian: What part of this conversation did you manage to miss?

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Emily: Everytime an artist dies, Yoba lets them paint the sky.

Sam: I can’t wait for my turn.

Sam: I’m gonna paint dicks.

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Sebastian: My eyebags are part of my charm.

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Sam: You could answer almost anything with “not since the accident”.

Elliott: Actually, you can’t.

Leah, passing by: Not since the accident.

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Sebastian: What’s it like, getting eight hours of sleep every night?

Penny: Imagine being just as tired, but not having an excuse.

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Sam: To remember the seven deadly sins, use the phrase “SLAP EGG”

Sam: Sloth, Lust, Anger, Pride, Envy, Greed, and Gluttony.

Sebastian:

Sebastian: I mean, sure.

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Alex: Can someone please explain French to me?

Sam: It’s Spanish but you have to speak in cursive.

Penny: You have eleven letters. You pronounce four of them.

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Abigail: I’ve got one foot in the darkness and the other in a Hello Kitty roller skate.

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Demetrius: Why have you been staying at the clinic so late, hmm?

Maru, not wanting to tell her father that she stays late to work on a tiny airplane for a worm so that it can fly: I’m committing arson

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Sebastian: If you’re fortunate enough, your internal organs will spend their entire lifespan in absolute darkness.

Sam: Not if I swallow this glow stick!

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Demetrius, sitting down at the table for dinner: Boy, I sure do love simping for my wife!!

Sebastian: Please never speak again

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Emily, slowly removing her heart-shaped sunglasses: I beg your fucking pardon

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Shane: Met a dumbass today. Awful.

Haley: You looked in the mirror?

Shane: Someday you will have to pay for your actions and Yoba may not be so merciful.

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Abigail: Yeah your girl is cool but can she do this?

Abigail: unholy demon screech

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Abigail: I could strangle you.

Sam: You aren’t tall enough.

Abigail: You’ve sunk low enough to reach.

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Abigail: I can’t wait until fall when there’s no sun outside, and everything is cute colours, and it’s cold, and there are terrible horror movies on TV. My power is at its peak then.