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Reside in Southern Cali Peace • Love • Unity • Respect* ¡Occasionally will reblog NSFW! - 18+ only * -Respect if you want to be respected.

[randomlabs]

decrypting the hybit-stream, this machine seems to be my friend…

[meanplastic]

A Star is Born - 2018

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[dailydoseofanimescenery]

[akkarin420]

[brianjamie]

Corentin Huard by @brianjamie

[coltre]

I love that feeling I get when it’s about to rain and the wind is rising and there’s some sort of peace in that. I swear I can hear the plants whispering

[deadmugen]

[sangatsunolion-deactivated20171]

[ur2omgwtflolz]

I know I’m primarily a porn blog into fucked up shit like BDSM.  and tentacle pregnancies and shit, but I also want people to be happy (evenif they like weird shit).

So take it from Japanese cartoon man - the most important thing that matter is that you decently towards your fellow humans. So do it!

[doujinshi]

yeah same

[acursa]

[champagne-diamondsz]

[tinaschild]

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

youtube: Illuminati Clones - Was Avril Lavigne Replaced?

me:

[sixpenceee]

Daniel Mercadante’s rainbow road. Made with long exposure.

[beefymanass-deactivated20161022]

[that-edm-life]

[nabara]

porter robinson for nylon japan

[rexium-deactivated20181204]

what is your coming out story?

I was gay. And then I told people I was gay.

[elchicobasico]

[we-are-the-reckless-youthhhh]

[explanatorypower-deactivated201]

i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me

[free-market-pluralist-deactivat]

This is the america they don’t want you to see

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

i love america

[dalaisa-katili-deactivated20170]

This is what you call Waffle House at 2 am when the bars close and everyone is drunk and hungry

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

*group of people having fun* this site: wtf this is so scary

[wilfulwayfarer-deactivated20220]

People having safe fun at a waffle house is scary for most Tumblr bloggers, reports say.

[inkandcayenne]

Some context for those not familiar with Waffle House Culture: 

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

It is, in the words of chef Anthony Bourdain, “indeed marvelous— an irony-free zone where everything is beautiful and nothing hurts; where everybody regardless of race, creed, color or degree of inebriation is welcomed.”

[dank-space-memes]

This was adorable lmao

[feels-by-the-foot]

Waffle House is the best place. 

[hellsbells-zelsbels-archived]

blessed post

[nunyabizni]

Waffle House is a treasure, there’s even a “Waffle House Index” for when disasters strike that’s based off of what they are serving.

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The waffle house I went to was pretty spooky but the people working there were nice

[ellactra-deactivated20180109]

This is so wholesome.

I wish the world was a Waffle House.

[daydreamerofyesterday]

Waffle House is a tiny light of hope in our bleak time of need in America, fuck anyone who talks shit about Waffle House.

[joahooah]

I wish we have Waffle Houses in Michigan, it is the only good thing about visiting Ohio.

[thechubbynerd]

I lived in Georgia, which has the most Waffle Houses out of any state. It was actually kind of funny how close some Waffle Houses were to each other there. There was one location that had been in its spot off of route 96 FOREVER, like I’d made friends who remembered eating there as a toddler, but about two years after I moved there they had built ANOTHER Waffle House a few blocks down the road. Funnily enough it was less about competition and more about trying to make sure that drunks would always have somewhere to eat. The number of times my friends and I rolled up to the OG Waffle House to find it full and get told to “just head up the road and tell them we sent you they’ll give you a discount” was too many to count. The kicker, though, was as I was gearing up to move out of Georgia, they were breaking ground on a THIRD location just a few blocks up the road from the second, which was actually hilarious, because the third location connected the outskirts of town to the closest in-town Waffle House by about a quarter of a mile. So, now there’s about a six mile stretch in Warner Robins, Georgia, where there’s literally a Waffle House every three streets. And it’s wonderful.

[onlyblackgirl]

This happens everywhere anyone is drunk

[killjasper]

Literally EVERYONE once stopped eating and doing their job to sing me happy birthday this year. I️ was moving from Georgia to Chicago the next day and honestly couldn’t have had a better last memory of the beautiful place that is Waffle House. I️ miss Waffle House.