hey everybody!

I made this account to submit a hiveswap comic a long time ago. Now it just exists. Thank you to everyone who left kind words on that comic. You shaped my life in ways you will never know!

[bangitsbing]

[pancakemolybdenum]

read paranatural or become the dirt i walk on

[pancakemolybdenum]

surprise theres more

mogami arc 2.0: its all sports anime now

[seriousjones]

[theycallmey]

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

[coolxatu]

what if god was one of us…

[wakraya]

Jesus Christ, Toby.

[pixels-and-peaches]

you appear out of nowhere and make the 10/10 best roxy. god bless

aww thanks :) I did kind of appear out of nowhere lol

and all roxys are the 10/10 best

[pixels-and-peaches]

Here’s my submission for @whatpumpkin‘s comic contest!

I wanted to combine Homestuck and Hiveswap a little bit with this one. This panel (#4524) sort of started the ball rolling and I was thinking about babysitter Roxy’s backstory and I read a bunch of zodiac constellation myths on wikipedia and things got a little intense? So enjoy I guess.

It’s almost 3 am. I don’t have much to say for myself. I’ve sacrificed a lot of sleep for this thing so I figure I should post it. 

I’m gunna go sleep now.

Bonus panel: