That's Okay bro. I rather see you smile :)

Mike / Adult, 18+ account / Reblog Account / Main @mycotecture / everything is set up on a que

[bangitsbing]

plwhuaease go follow my actual main blog @mycotecture @mycotecture @mycotecture

[foreveriallyzombified]

feed me.

[abiteofme]

[foreveriallyzombified]

cool looks regular *bite*

[abiteofme]

you start to feel something strange...

[foreveriallyzombified]

oh

[abiteofme]

just kidding.

[jame7t]

If you’re ever stuck when writing a story, break your main characters legs and then have a milf show up. She doesn’t have to help

[sanitymakesposts]

Stephen King’s Misery

[jame7t]

its increasing ?

[lemonsweet]

Lets all go Look Outside, and then beat Off, and then finally, You May Nikki

[xanaxfarts]

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[4e3076]

hmm... this highly personal vent post seems like the perfect place to lay my roleplay egg...

[cogentranting]

Observed today:

Two little girls playing gently with a daddy long legs.

Girl 1: can it die?

Girl 2, in a calm happy even tone: of course. Like all living things it can and must die.

[flipchild]

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[greycatbird]

No creature on this earth has ever been hungrier than a teen chickadee being taught how to forage and following one of their parents around BEGGING BEGGING BEGGING to be fed

[greycatbird]

bugs and worms and grubs PLEEEEEAAAAASE

[segamascott]

[dickmaster]

they dont name bitches eustace OR muriel anymore

[only-trash-can]

No one has the Courage 🤷🏼‍♂️

[randomalistic]

I’m obsessed with final forms. THE SYMBOLISM OF YOUR ACTIONS/PERSONALITY HAS BECOME A PART OF YOUR PHYSICAL SELF. ( AND NOW YOURE A MONSTER.)

[randomalistic]

[badassdemonsword]

They always do this when they hear the dinner bell

[sistertaxon]

Buckle up, European and Foreigner Tumblypoos, because I'm about to learn you a thing about AMERICA.

You see these delectable motherflippers? These are called STATES. You stupid foreigners might not be able to wrap your head around this, but basically they're administrative subdivisions of the country.

And here's the thing: They are totally heckin' different from each other! For instance, New York:

Looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT from Kansas:

And they both look TOTALLY different from California!

So before you make fun of an American for not knowing where tiny third-world countries like "Check Republic" or "South Korea" are, maybe think about how much we have to learn about the unique regional differences in our OWN country. Maybe you should think about AMERICA more.

[samlickereightyone]

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

[samlickereightyone]

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

[helloitsbees]