[snorelaks]

we’re all just trying to bust a nut in this world whether it be a sexual nut, spiritual nut, health nut, career nut, success nut

[bopeep]

not to be corny but if u get to see the person u love everyday i hope ur not taking it for granted

[adulthoodisokay]

Guy dresses up as his dog’s favorite toy (via Jeff Spiegel/Twitter)

[disgustinganimals]

Perfect infiltration method. Find out their secrets, my good man.

[crudecomics]

[pizzainmybloodstream]

Someone: why do u always say u feel sick

Me: because, my sweet dude, I literally cannot determine the line between my mental illness and physical unwellness anymore. I am Literally Always Ready To Die I am in a constant state of uncomfort my guy it always makes me feel like I'm gonna be ridin the queasy train to regretville

Me: haha

[erotski-deactivated20190316]

oh looks its i hate myself o’clock

[lilttlekingtrashmouth]

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd

[loggednightmares]

Do whatever the fuck makes you feel alive

Something I wish someone had said to me years ago (via suicidalghosts)

[trueromantic-deactivated2022031]

im a screamer..not sexually just life in general

[digitalcadavre]

[slavery]

[thecommonchick]

OMG SPOTIFY IS CLEVER AF 😂

[nyokoko]

This curve is next level I’m screaming.

[daddyfuckedme]

[pruningthisbranch-deactivated20]

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

[spacelesbians-archive-deactivat]

Wasn’t the world supposed to end in 2012??? That was a good plan who fucked that up

[evaunit08]

[ummahboutique]

H&M Just Hired Its First Hijab-Wearing Model And She’s Awesome

[jay-walden]

Get it girl