Aha Fuck

Bi disaster. A bisaster if you will she/they

[call-me-remi]

[kiakahawhovatic]

Maybe Elon Musk should fight Mark Zuckerberg in a submersible tin can

[wafflebloggies]

[voxeldeath-deactivated20220518]

[kaban-bang]

[wildhumanhasappeared]

the what

[thunderwhenhepurrs]

*coughs* Friendly doll person here.

So Mattel came out with different Barbie body types a couple years ago, right? There’s your normal body, but there’s also Curvy, Petite, and Tall now.

Around the same time, they came out with the Made to Move body, which has a ton more articulation than your normal Barbie.

Customizers love the Made to Move body, because hey, a lot more fun positions to put a doll in for photographing. But now Mattel has started making the Made to Move dolls with the additional body types from above. We’ve gotten a Curvy Made to Move doll so far, afaik.

This Queen Elizabeth doll, though? Is the first time there’s been a Petite Made to Move body released by Mattel. So customizers were buying it up not out of any care about Queen Elizabeth — but they were buying it to pop her head right off and use the new body for other dolls!

[general-cerberus]

The thing i like the most about tumblr is learning tiny details about communities i would otherwise not even be aware of. thank you for this info

[error501]

my town drug dealer shared this on facebook im cryigng 

[jwanwan]

why in the world are you friends with your town drug dealer?…

[error501]

beucuase i buy drugs from him 

[blowinonglitter-deactivated2015]

LOL. And you put his name on there, you tryna get him caught ?

[error501]

Hello yes police there is a drug dealer i saw on the internet.his name is joe.   

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[dankmemeuniversity]

[thetreeofliberty]

[abyssa111]

Someone should stomp me out like a cigarette

[rose-above-dark]

Instead of saying “flying to close to the sun” we should start saying “swimming to close to the titanic”

[seenoweevil]

I am losing my mind

[themeaninglessjumble]

Why would you do that to her

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

She had incredible grip strength

[savedgame]

[duyukneeewowutimeeen-anjodi8]

[loonyblobs]

[calellon]

[creatures-5]

[filthyprotozoan]

i love it when you’re steeping some tea and you press a spoon against the teabag and the blood comes out

[cannibalchicken]

[laughoutloud-club]

Immigrant prisoners are lease to be slaves

[existent-yall]

What’s this about being submissive and implodable

[rilldied-deactivated20241001]

this is getting me so bad

[badjokesbyjeff]

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes it is.” Boy: ‟I have a baseball.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.” Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?” Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.” Man: ‟Yes, it is..” Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.” Man: ‟That’s nice.” Boy: ‟Want to buy it?” Man: ‟No, thanks.” Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.” Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?” Boy: ‟$750.” Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!” The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.” The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?” The son says, ‟$1,000.” The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.” The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

[gotta-get-that-pma]

JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS

[distortiondragon]

reposting a favorite reddit moment of mine since god knows if ill ever see it again